Sep 24, 2006 00:13
Today it has come to my attention how stupid a large amount of the general population are. I don't claim to be anything of a genius, having had *ahem* a less than plentiful amount of formal education but whilst watching 'The Weakest Link' today, I was horrified to hear a contestant answer '6' to the question 'How many limbs do three people have?' Prehaps this is a worrying trend, the contestants on 'Deal or No Deal' rarely deal at what would be an appropriate moment, many of these shows I find it entirely too difficult to watch. Not to mention that most of the contestants are somewhat lacking in the looks department.
Despite how it may seem, I have not spent all day watching cheap daytime TV. No indeed, I have been extremely busy, doing er, important stuff. I did however have time to take Chibisuke out for dinner. He was good company, I guess ;)
Anyway, I digress, I digress. After a lengthy conversation with Kevin-kun the other day, in which he asked me to teach him some new moves, I had a rather good idea. I, Ryoga, tennis ace, often have *ahem* a bit of spare time, and many of you wannabe tennis players have the drive and determination to better yourselves, but without the neccessary skills to make it to the top. You see where I'm going with this?
I'd be happy to help any of you little guys out there, because you know, I want a decent opponenet to play once in a while. I won't even charge you much. So just drop me a note, and I'm sure I'll be able to fit you in somewhere ;)
On another note, it seems a large number of birthdays are fast approaching. I am currently weighing up how far buying presents for people I barely know will aid me in my quest for BNfdom.