Grr, argh!

[exterminezvous]

Dear Messrs Gray and Keys,

Speaking as a woman who is so mentally enfeebled she can't understand the offside rule I must thank you for letting me know that you're both fuckwits in such a concise, clear way. This will greatly free up my time for sewing, having my period and casual fainting fits.

Cheery-bye!

exterminezvous x

PS - One of you looks like a ball sack.

I feel better now.

Also, kitties!:

Awesomecakes.