Whoever it is that is amusing themselves by assuming the disguise of an inanimate object in order to leap out and surprise passers-by, then I suggest that you desist. It is not, in fact,  amusing, and nor do I want a recipe or the ingredients for fried steak of any kind, whether it be from the country or otherwise.

I see that the sense of humour of this place has not improved.

I awoke this morning to the freezing cold and the discovery that my accommodation has transformed into what appears to be a model of a lighthouse. There is barely room to sleep, let alone cook or bathe, and it is hardly the ideal type of structure to be living in given the recent turn in ( Read more... )