Summer can go diaf
Reasons why I should move to Dublin, Seattle, Canada, or the Arctic Circle:
SO BASICALLY I HATE SUMMER, is what I'm trying to say. And this is summer in the midwest or northeast! Can you imagine me trying to live anywhere further south?! I'd DIE and/or move into my air conditioned lab. The only things I like about the summer are thunderstorms (when I'm NOT driving in them) and flip flops. That's it. Otherwise, GIMME FALL OR WINTER OR EARLY SPRING RIGHT NOW KTHX.
I really do genuinely want to move somewhere where it's frequently overcast and drizzly. Call me crazy but it totally suits me.
Only four years to go in Michigan... :P
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- I hate heat. I hate even mild heat. When it gets over 80, I am grumpy. Over 90, and I hate everything.
- I don't like direct sunlight. It often gives me a headache. I strategically structure my walk to work so as to optimize the amount of shade I walk through. Lying in the sun to tan is anathema to me.
- I burn/freckle rather than tan. Though the burn can turn into a light tan - hence my ridiculous farmer's tan/trucker's tan combo.
- I hate wearing warm weather clothing. I don't like anything that reveals any more than my calves and arms up to mid-bicep (so capris and t-shirt). I feel uncomfortable and self-conscious with any more skin showing.
- I HATE BUGS. All the bugs that come out to play during the summer seriously gross me out.
- I dislike sweating! (From heat - from working out I don't mind.) I hate the tacky feeling of my skin after the sweat dries.
- I looooove hoodies and long pants and snuggly sweatshirts and scarves and every kind of WARM clothing.
- I also love hot tea and hot cappuccinos, om nom.
SO BASICALLY I HATE SUMMER, is what I'm trying to say. And this is summer in the midwest or northeast! Can you imagine me trying to live anywhere further south?! I'd DIE and/or move into my air conditioned lab. The only things I like about the summer are thunderstorms (when I'm NOT driving in them) and flip flops. That's it. Otherwise, GIMME FALL OR WINTER OR EARLY SPRING RIGHT NOW KTHX.
I really do genuinely want to move somewhere where it's frequently overcast and drizzly. Call me crazy but it totally suits me.
Only four years to go in Michigan... :P
This post is brought to you by procrastination.