Best, best, best game ever. Get yourself a nintendo DS and illegally download this game. It's for everyone who ever wanted to be/ had people wanting them to be/ wondered what it would be to be a lawyer. While it may take years to get that law degree and pass the bar, now it's possible with a mere prod of a stylus.
It's basically a game about a gay defense lawyer who runs into criminal syndicates and supernatural spirits and plays CSI because the CSI team can't be bothered with your ass. Also, it's loads of fun to point your finger around shouting 'Objection!' or 'Hold it!' or 'Take that!' in a very authoritative manner.
But Mixka, I hear you say, lawyers aren't hard core. Lawyer games can't be hard core. Verily, I say to you, it's hard core enough for
Marylin Manson and I don't see you growing blue boobs and taking out two of your ribs to suck your own cock, so you obviously know jack shit about being hard core.
Phoenix Wright has four games out already. I've just finished Ace Attorney and moved on to Justice for All. It's incredibly addictive.
Best line so far: "Objection! This is...objectionable!"
Second runner up by .001: "That statement is as objectionable as your face!"