The Art of Wanking: A Masturbation Drabble Series
Title: The Art of Wanking (Part 8)
Author: exquisite_ugly
Rating: M - masturbation, language
Genre: Humor
Summary: An 8-part series of drabbles about Jake and the art of wanking.
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Ok, the idea picked out of my basket of fun for drabble 8 is for... Fran Osuch (ShadowPast620) and Goldengirl2707! Fran's idea was for fun with food and GG's was Jake's thinking he was daydreaming, but Bella was really there. I played around with this idea - because I think the idea behind it was for near the beginning of the drabbles - so I hope it works! Enjoy ladies. Oh, and AN to follow below... please read. :)
*And I am giving a dedication for this one.. to my wanking buddy, Astrid! And no, not literally. ;P
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Jake was so distracted with thoughts of having sex with Bella soon, he walked head-long into a tree. "Shit," he muttered, rubbing his forehead.
He needed to have sex. Otherwise, he was just going to continue to walk into shit. He wondered if that excuse would fly with Bella. Hey, Bells, I keep walking into trees because I want to hump you like a dog in heat. He was desperate for release and for once he wanted it to be by having sex instead of wanking.
He still felt the urge to beat the meat, so he plopped himself down on a log off the beaten path and opened the bag he had with. Biting his lip, he carefully extracted a container of Jello. The Internet was full of all kinds of information.
He glanced around warily and slipped his cock into it before he changed his mind. It was still a little cool, but it couldn't dampen his ardor, and he thrust into it. He groaned; his thoughts filled with sexual positions he wanted to try with Bella. The jello slurped at his cock as he wrapped his fingers around the base.
Bella spread her pale, perfectly shaped legs, locking them over Jake's shoulders. She thrust her hips up, her damp pussy brushing over his massive cock.
"Oooh," she purred. "Fuck me with that Alpha cock!"
He chuckled, angling her hips, as he thrust himself deep. Jake pumped her hard and fast, making her scream, "Ohhhhh yeeesssss. You're such an Alpha male, Jake! Harder!"
He pulled back, bringing her with him as he stood. "I want you against the wall," he purred in her ear.
She moaned, biting his neck, rubbing her breasts against his chest. He pinned her against the wall with his body, fastening her wrists above her head, and began to drive into her again even harder…
"Who's your Alpha?" he growled.
"Always you," she purred, reaching down and lightly fingering his balls.
He gasped, though he didn't break rhythm. He pushed one breast up higher, latching his mouth onto it, and pumped his hips against hers over and over and over as she screamed out his name…
Jake saw flashes of light and he jerked the bowl away and erupted. "Bells," he groaned as he spurted over and over. Even when he thought he was done, one more spurt came, surprising him. His flow was endless.
He tossed the Jello and stretched out, flat on the ground, not caring what he was laying on. Mostly because he didn't think he could move anyway. He really wanted to talk to Bella. Jake decided to call her that night, so he could whack off while she talked to him.
When it was sufficiently late enough for his dad to be asleep, Jake called Bella.
"Jake?" she said softly.
He was so glad they both managed to get cell phones; though for him this was the main reason he wanted it.
"Bells," he whispered, feeling his cock stir just hearing her say his name. He wanted to hear her scream his name.
"I've been really busy lately, but I've been thinking about you. We haven't talked since, well, you know…"
He grinned as he reached down to free his cock. He loved how she was so willing to do this stuff, but was too shy to say it.
"Rubbed one out together? Masturbated together? Touched each other and came together?" He couldn't resist teasing her.
"Jake!" she protested, but giggled. "Anyway, yes, since that happened. It's been kind of a stressful week," she added.
He curled his fingers around his cock and slowly began stroking. "You know, I've heard a vibrator helps with stress."
She began giggling and choking, the sound making his cock pulsate as his smile widened. Bella continued to splutter and tried to work her way around answering that question. It was fueling his fantasies even more.
Bella in the kitchen, wearing only an apron, backside bare for him to ogle. She bent over the counter, giving him a taunting grin and the spatula. "Spank me, baby."
Bella in the shower, head thrown back and one leg up on the edge of the tub, fingers buried to the hilt.
Bella with her legs spread like a whore in a whorehouse, fingers curled around a long, pink, sparkly vibrator.
His hips rocked as he humped his bed, cock smashed into the covers and his towel. He groaned inadvertently, vaguely aware Bella stopped talking. "Jacob Black, are you, um, rubbing one out while I'm talking?"
He flushed even though she couldn't see him. She said rubbing one out. "Uhh, er, no? Why on earth would I do that?"
Bella began choking with laughter. "You're hopeless," she said. He bit his lip, chagrined. "I think we need to help you with your little problem before you do real damage. Tomorrow night?"
The smile on his face was brighter than the sun.
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The next night, Jake found himself crawling through Bella's window yet again. He was becoming a little smoother. He only bashed his elbow into the frame of the window instead of falling headlong into her room. It was an improvement.
Bella was buried under her covers, just her face peeking out. Jake laughed. "Are you hiding from me? The big, bad wolf has come to eat… uh… you," he finished lamely, realizing the connotation too late. Bella's face turned scarlet, and he was pretty sure his did, too.
"Well… "
Suddenly, he was at a loss for words. How did you start having sex? Did you just dive on top of her or talk first?
He sat on the edge of the bed, and Bella sat up, looking shy and uncertain. "Do… do you have a condom?" she whispered, biting her lip.
He nodded and just went for it. He leaned in to kiss her, and she hesitantly looped her arms around his neck and kissed him back. Jake felt the warmth of her tongue against his own and moved closer. They got into a rhythm; a slow stroke of the tongue and a grope under the shirt.
BellanakedBellanakedBellanakedBellanaked.
He tugged her shirt up and over her head. Or so he thought. Her arm was stuck, and he gave a nervous snigger. Embarrassed, he coughed, as she muttered, "Did you just laugh?"
"Uh, no. Of course not," he said and freed her from her shirt.
He crawled over top of her, his cock eager to pump, hump, and bump his way to orgasm. The only problem was he was too tall. His legs hung way over the bed while her face was buried in his chest, and he was face-first into the headboard.
"Dammit," he muttered. The logistics of sex sucked.
She giggled somewhere below his collarbone. He sat back on his haunches, and she blushed. His shorts were riding high on his thighs and the tip of his cock was peeking out the bottom. Officially feeling like an idiot, Jake just yanked his shorts off.
She perched on his lap and tilted her head back. "Ok, this will work," he murmured.
He began kissing her, finding her breast with his hand, and pinched her nipple.
Boob!!
He tilted her back, managing to get his lips around it, and sucking like his life depended on it. Bella touched his face, urging him to move a little slower. They rubbed against each other, and Jake cupped her perfectly shaped bottom.
He discovered how wet she was and explored carefully, not wanting to hurt her. Bella moaned, grabbed his face between her hands, and kissed him. Her lips glided over his as she extracted the condom from his discarded pants that hung over the edge. Jake let her open it and try to get it on his cock.
He muffled a groan of pain as she accidentally snapped his straining cock with the latex. "Sorry," she whispered, her face resembling a tomato.
He helped her with it - hell, he had practiced a gazillion times - and he grasped her hips. As he lifted her, he got distracted by a bouncy breast in his face, and groaned. Suddenly, Bella stiffened, giving a muffled shriek.
He froze at her terrified look. "Wrong hole, Jake, wrong hole!" she exclaimed.
Embarrassed beyond belief, even though he wasn't aiming for that particular spot, he managed to stutter, "I know! I wasn't, you know, planning to… I mean, I wasn't paying attention…"
When Bella realized that, she relaxed, and Jake paid careful attention to his aim. She was so wet, and warm, and it was like wearing a warm, squishy glove on his cock. Jake whimpered, afraid to move, but after an initial squeak of discomfort Bella adjusted to the feel and started moving her hips slowly.
Jake tried to feel everything, but he was beginning to sweat with the need to blow his load. He held on to Bella, carefully thrusting up into her, feeling a rush of euphoria when she moaned. She wants it! She wants me to bang her!
He thrust again, his cock nearly quaking now, and he thrust one more time before the waves of pleasure shuddered over him. Thrilled he managed to hold out for three pumps, he continued to shudder out his release, until he finally heard Bella mutter, "Jake, I can't breathe."
Quickly, he released her. "Sorry! Um, are you okay? Was that… did you come?"
Dejected, he realized she hadn't, but she quickly reassured him. "Jake, it felt great. It really did. I don't think it's as easy for women. Don't worry; you can help me out now."
Since she was smiling from ear-to-ear, he believed her, and let her guide his fingers to the right spot. He circled her clit while gently sliding a finger into her. Bella's moans and hip thrusts encouraged him to move faster, pinching and rubbing, and he was rewarded with a rush of wetness over his fingers.
They curled into each other and held on as their hearts regained their steady beats.
I had sex, I had sex, I had sex
It was fucking amazing, and hot, and sexy. Bella turned to him sleepily, "My dad will be home early tomorrow morning. It should give us time to practice a little more?"
Jake's grinned widened even more. His cock was perking up already. His pecker was like the Energizer Bunny. "Want me to rock your world again, babe?" he asked, giving her a lecherous grin.
"Oh yes, Chief Big Cock, do me," she said, muffling a giggle.
His eyes widened and his face felt suddenly hot. "You… heard… that?" he managed faintly.
Bella was now giggling uncontrollably, and Jake was fascinated as her breasts bounced around. Boobs! Bouncing!
He pounced on top of her and tried again.
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Jake woke later the next morning in his own bed, confused. He had been dreaming of having sex with Bella, and crushed, he thought it had been real. It had felt so real.
With a depressed sigh, he rolled over and stared morosely out the window. His phone rang and with a sigh, he answered.
"Jake? Um, about last night…"
Bella's tone and words made him jerk upright. Holy fuck, I did have sex! YES! Thrilled beyond belief that it wasn't a dream, he smiled so hard his face hurt, until Bella's tone registered.
"Bells, honey, are you okay…" He trailed off as another voice blasted from somewhere near Bella making his heart stop. Charlie Swan.
"Jacob Black, you horny son of a bitch! I'm going to shoot you!"
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AN: I am now scarred and not sure I can eat Jello again. haha. And...
1) Thanks to Beckie_T108 for retweeting masturbation facts to me on twitter. lol She's so helpful! She retweeted the vibrator bit to me. And even though I didn't use this, she also retweeted that "Male deer masturbate by gently rubbing their antlers against a tree or through vegetation." LOL Good to know, right?
2) Anyway, I hope you enjoyed J/B sexy!times. And I've been having fun with these, and I appreciate all the interest that was shown in this, all your suggestions which was what helped me write it, the support, and I was so happy to hear I made you all laugh. So, instead of making this the last drabble, I'm doing one more - my own idea - dedicated to all of you! So there you have it. Happy Mother's Day to all the mom's out there. :) This is your gift. LOL
Author: exquisite_ugly
Rating: M - masturbation, language
Genre: Humor
Summary: An 8-part series of drabbles about Jake and the art of wanking.
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*~*~*
Ok, the idea picked out of my basket of fun for drabble 8 is for... Fran Osuch (ShadowPast620) and Goldengirl2707! Fran's idea was for fun with food and GG's was Jake's thinking he was daydreaming, but Bella was really there. I played around with this idea - because I think the idea behind it was for near the beginning of the drabbles - so I hope it works! Enjoy ladies. Oh, and AN to follow below... please read. :)
*And I am giving a dedication for this one.. to my wanking buddy, Astrid! And no, not literally. ;P
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Jake was so distracted with thoughts of having sex with Bella soon, he walked head-long into a tree. "Shit," he muttered, rubbing his forehead.
He needed to have sex. Otherwise, he was just going to continue to walk into shit. He wondered if that excuse would fly with Bella. Hey, Bells, I keep walking into trees because I want to hump you like a dog in heat. He was desperate for release and for once he wanted it to be by having sex instead of wanking.
He still felt the urge to beat the meat, so he plopped himself down on a log off the beaten path and opened the bag he had with. Biting his lip, he carefully extracted a container of Jello. The Internet was full of all kinds of information.
He glanced around warily and slipped his cock into it before he changed his mind. It was still a little cool, but it couldn't dampen his ardor, and he thrust into it. He groaned; his thoughts filled with sexual positions he wanted to try with Bella. The jello slurped at his cock as he wrapped his fingers around the base.
Bella spread her pale, perfectly shaped legs, locking them over Jake's shoulders. She thrust her hips up, her damp pussy brushing over his massive cock.
"Oooh," she purred. "Fuck me with that Alpha cock!"
He chuckled, angling her hips, as he thrust himself deep. Jake pumped her hard and fast, making her scream, "Ohhhhh yeeesssss. You're such an Alpha male, Jake! Harder!"
He pulled back, bringing her with him as he stood. "I want you against the wall," he purred in her ear.
She moaned, biting his neck, rubbing her breasts against his chest. He pinned her against the wall with his body, fastening her wrists above her head, and began to drive into her again even harder…
"Who's your Alpha?" he growled.
"Always you," she purred, reaching down and lightly fingering his balls.
He gasped, though he didn't break rhythm. He pushed one breast up higher, latching his mouth onto it, and pumped his hips against hers over and over and over as she screamed out his name…
Jake saw flashes of light and he jerked the bowl away and erupted. "Bells," he groaned as he spurted over and over. Even when he thought he was done, one more spurt came, surprising him. His flow was endless.
He tossed the Jello and stretched out, flat on the ground, not caring what he was laying on. Mostly because he didn't think he could move anyway. He really wanted to talk to Bella. Jake decided to call her that night, so he could whack off while she talked to him.
When it was sufficiently late enough for his dad to be asleep, Jake called Bella.
"Jake?" she said softly.
He was so glad they both managed to get cell phones; though for him this was the main reason he wanted it.
"Bells," he whispered, feeling his cock stir just hearing her say his name. He wanted to hear her scream his name.
"I've been really busy lately, but I've been thinking about you. We haven't talked since, well, you know…"
He grinned as he reached down to free his cock. He loved how she was so willing to do this stuff, but was too shy to say it.
"Rubbed one out together? Masturbated together? Touched each other and came together?" He couldn't resist teasing her.
"Jake!" she protested, but giggled. "Anyway, yes, since that happened. It's been kind of a stressful week," she added.
He curled his fingers around his cock and slowly began stroking. "You know, I've heard a vibrator helps with stress."
She began giggling and choking, the sound making his cock pulsate as his smile widened. Bella continued to splutter and tried to work her way around answering that question. It was fueling his fantasies even more.
Bella in the kitchen, wearing only an apron, backside bare for him to ogle. She bent over the counter, giving him a taunting grin and the spatula. "Spank me, baby."
Bella in the shower, head thrown back and one leg up on the edge of the tub, fingers buried to the hilt.
Bella with her legs spread like a whore in a whorehouse, fingers curled around a long, pink, sparkly vibrator.
His hips rocked as he humped his bed, cock smashed into the covers and his towel. He groaned inadvertently, vaguely aware Bella stopped talking. "Jacob Black, are you, um, rubbing one out while I'm talking?"
He flushed even though she couldn't see him. She said rubbing one out. "Uhh, er, no? Why on earth would I do that?"
Bella began choking with laughter. "You're hopeless," she said. He bit his lip, chagrined. "I think we need to help you with your little problem before you do real damage. Tomorrow night?"
The smile on his face was brighter than the sun.
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The next night, Jake found himself crawling through Bella's window yet again. He was becoming a little smoother. He only bashed his elbow into the frame of the window instead of falling headlong into her room. It was an improvement.
Bella was buried under her covers, just her face peeking out. Jake laughed. "Are you hiding from me? The big, bad wolf has come to eat… uh… you," he finished lamely, realizing the connotation too late. Bella's face turned scarlet, and he was pretty sure his did, too.
"Well… "
Suddenly, he was at a loss for words. How did you start having sex? Did you just dive on top of her or talk first?
He sat on the edge of the bed, and Bella sat up, looking shy and uncertain. "Do… do you have a condom?" she whispered, biting her lip.
He nodded and just went for it. He leaned in to kiss her, and she hesitantly looped her arms around his neck and kissed him back. Jake felt the warmth of her tongue against his own and moved closer. They got into a rhythm; a slow stroke of the tongue and a grope under the shirt.
BellanakedBellanakedBellanakedBellanaked.
He tugged her shirt up and over her head. Or so he thought. Her arm was stuck, and he gave a nervous snigger. Embarrassed, he coughed, as she muttered, "Did you just laugh?"
"Uh, no. Of course not," he said and freed her from her shirt.
He crawled over top of her, his cock eager to pump, hump, and bump his way to orgasm. The only problem was he was too tall. His legs hung way over the bed while her face was buried in his chest, and he was face-first into the headboard.
"Dammit," he muttered. The logistics of sex sucked.
She giggled somewhere below his collarbone. He sat back on his haunches, and she blushed. His shorts were riding high on his thighs and the tip of his cock was peeking out the bottom. Officially feeling like an idiot, Jake just yanked his shorts off.
She perched on his lap and tilted her head back. "Ok, this will work," he murmured.
He began kissing her, finding her breast with his hand, and pinched her nipple.
Boob!!
He tilted her back, managing to get his lips around it, and sucking like his life depended on it. Bella touched his face, urging him to move a little slower. They rubbed against each other, and Jake cupped her perfectly shaped bottom.
He discovered how wet she was and explored carefully, not wanting to hurt her. Bella moaned, grabbed his face between her hands, and kissed him. Her lips glided over his as she extracted the condom from his discarded pants that hung over the edge. Jake let her open it and try to get it on his cock.
He muffled a groan of pain as she accidentally snapped his straining cock with the latex. "Sorry," she whispered, her face resembling a tomato.
He helped her with it - hell, he had practiced a gazillion times - and he grasped her hips. As he lifted her, he got distracted by a bouncy breast in his face, and groaned. Suddenly, Bella stiffened, giving a muffled shriek.
He froze at her terrified look. "Wrong hole, Jake, wrong hole!" she exclaimed.
Embarrassed beyond belief, even though he wasn't aiming for that particular spot, he managed to stutter, "I know! I wasn't, you know, planning to… I mean, I wasn't paying attention…"
When Bella realized that, she relaxed, and Jake paid careful attention to his aim. She was so wet, and warm, and it was like wearing a warm, squishy glove on his cock. Jake whimpered, afraid to move, but after an initial squeak of discomfort Bella adjusted to the feel and started moving her hips slowly.
Jake tried to feel everything, but he was beginning to sweat with the need to blow his load. He held on to Bella, carefully thrusting up into her, feeling a rush of euphoria when she moaned. She wants it! She wants me to bang her!
He thrust again, his cock nearly quaking now, and he thrust one more time before the waves of pleasure shuddered over him. Thrilled he managed to hold out for three pumps, he continued to shudder out his release, until he finally heard Bella mutter, "Jake, I can't breathe."
Quickly, he released her. "Sorry! Um, are you okay? Was that… did you come?"
Dejected, he realized she hadn't, but she quickly reassured him. "Jake, it felt great. It really did. I don't think it's as easy for women. Don't worry; you can help me out now."
Since she was smiling from ear-to-ear, he believed her, and let her guide his fingers to the right spot. He circled her clit while gently sliding a finger into her. Bella's moans and hip thrusts encouraged him to move faster, pinching and rubbing, and he was rewarded with a rush of wetness over his fingers.
They curled into each other and held on as their hearts regained their steady beats.
I had sex, I had sex, I had sex
It was fucking amazing, and hot, and sexy. Bella turned to him sleepily, "My dad will be home early tomorrow morning. It should give us time to practice a little more?"
Jake's grinned widened even more. His cock was perking up already. His pecker was like the Energizer Bunny. "Want me to rock your world again, babe?" he asked, giving her a lecherous grin.
"Oh yes, Chief Big Cock, do me," she said, muffling a giggle.
His eyes widened and his face felt suddenly hot. "You… heard… that?" he managed faintly.
Bella was now giggling uncontrollably, and Jake was fascinated as her breasts bounced around. Boobs! Bouncing!
He pounced on top of her and tried again.
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Jake woke later the next morning in his own bed, confused. He had been dreaming of having sex with Bella, and crushed, he thought it had been real. It had felt so real.
With a depressed sigh, he rolled over and stared morosely out the window. His phone rang and with a sigh, he answered.
"Jake? Um, about last night…"
Bella's tone and words made him jerk upright. Holy fuck, I did have sex! YES! Thrilled beyond belief that it wasn't a dream, he smiled so hard his face hurt, until Bella's tone registered.
"Bells, honey, are you okay…" He trailed off as another voice blasted from somewhere near Bella making his heart stop. Charlie Swan.
"Jacob Black, you horny son of a bitch! I'm going to shoot you!"
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AN: I am now scarred and not sure I can eat Jello again. haha. And...
1) Thanks to Beckie_T108 for retweeting masturbation facts to me on twitter. lol She's so helpful! She retweeted the vibrator bit to me. And even though I didn't use this, she also retweeted that "Male deer masturbate by gently rubbing their antlers against a tree or through vegetation." LOL Good to know, right?
2) Anyway, I hope you enjoyed J/B sexy!times. And I've been having fun with these, and I appreciate all the interest that was shown in this, all your suggestions which was what helped me write it, the support, and I was so happy to hear I made you all laugh. So, instead of making this the last drabble, I'm doing one more - my own idea - dedicated to all of you! So there you have it. Happy Mother's Day to all the mom's out there. :) This is your gift. LOL