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[exquisite_d]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This accursed machine has ruined me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUINED ME!!!!!!!!!!!

It has broken not one but two of my nails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I refuse to touch this machine ever again!!!!

I am in need of a secretary now, as I have sworn to not so much as glance at this infernal device!!!!!! Please contact me if you are

Comments

[the_grinreaper]

Hooo~ Y'oughtta calm down, mist'r. There ain't no need ta be typin' that loud.

[exquisite_d]

Loud!!! LOUD!!!!!! Maybe I should cut off your hand and then we'll see if you also "type loud"!! This machine from Hell has ruined me!!!!!!

[the_grinreaper]

Now now, there ain't no reason ta get so angry.

[exquisite_d]

Hpmh! You are very lucky that I have clamed down from my shower or you would have found yourself in a very unpleasant place sir.

[the_grinreaper]

Well, 'm glad that I don't live in this here cyber space o'whatever s'called. 'Cause 'm at home, an' unless ya know where that is, then 'm safe.

[exquisite_d]

I have my ways. Rest assured, I would have found you.