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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This accursed machine has ruined me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUINED ME!!!!!!!!!!!

It has broken not one but two of my nails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I refuse to touch this machine ever again!!!!

I am in need of a secretary now, as I have sworn to not so much as glance at this infernal device!!!!!! Please contact me if you are interested in the job.

ARGH!!!!!

I need a shower!!!!