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I just got a spam advert mailing from the ZoneAlarm guys (I guess I must have used this email address once when downloading their free version of the firewall)

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Woops.

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I wish I had more time, generally. Sometimes I wish I could be in three places at once.

The whole "press ctrl-alt-del to begin" thing on winnt login screen is blatently there to discriminate against one-handed people. We should complain, better yet: riot.

Game loss.

I'm lying naked in bed on a laptop after soaking in the bath for a few hours. blondie is taking pictures of me. o.o ( Read more... )

Questionnaire. As I've said before, I don't usually do this sort of thing on my own LJ, but oh wells. Taken from ben_scratchwolf's lj. I've added questions so that it now actually has 100!
Apologies in advance for pedantic answers to stupid questions.

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I've experimentally started sleeping on the floor.

I like summer days, and winter nights.

I'm really starting to like ducks, too.

Very much looking forward to December. ^^