Talking about life...July 10th
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o1| What has summer been like so far?
It's like being naked in a jacuzzi except instead of hot water it's filled with macaroni and cheese and a yellow rubber ducky.
o2| What do you do before bedtime?
Bedtime? I don't sleep on a bed anymore. I sleep on the chests and bellies of my many girlfriends.
o3| What will your dream wedding be like?
Polygamous
o4| What is the city of your dreams and why?
Fremont, California. It's the stupid city that I live in, and thus where most of my dreams take place. Oh but once I had a funny dream where I was in Fremont and my parents were like "git that gator outta my lawn" and I was like "y'all better be indoors cuz this gator ain't got no keys to our house" and my parents were like "ain't jesus ever told you no nothing bout no gators operatin' no doors, how'd you git to be so smart" and I was like "Screw you guys, Fremont isn't in the Deep South. I'm waking up."
o5| Are you an introvert or extrovert?
I'm a pervert.
o6| What are you going to do today?
First, I'm going to situate myself onto a bicycle, superglue one hand to a car, and use the other hand to hold a box of pizza. If anyone complains that "Andrew's 30 Minute Pizza Delivery on Bicycle" had false advertising, I'll superglue the pizza to their face.
o7| Do you trust easily?
Yes. If the girl says she's 18...
o8| If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
I'd be sad...but if you don't move on as fast as life does, you're wasting more opportunities to laugh with the friends you love, opportunities to uncover the mysteries of the world you live in, and opportunities to assassinate that girl's boyfriend, or at least superglue pizza to his face.
o9| Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
my toe exploded
1o| What is your best quality?
my exploding_toe...but it's also my worst quality
11| Is being tagged fun?
It depends on where I get tagged.
12| How do you see yourself?
With a mirror. I also see myself as unoriginal because of that joke.
13| Who are currently the most important people to you?
Airbud
14| What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
hoshiga? The kind of person I think she is is a kind person.
15| Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
16| How many children do you want to have, if any?
If there is even .00001% chance of having a daughter, then 0.
17| What's better to give or to receive?
Does this sentence need punctuation?
18| What's in your purse?
testosterone
19| Would you have 100% safe sex with a stranger for $10,000,000?
I'd do it with an animal for that kinda money. A party animal!
20| What were your parents going to name you if you'd been born the opposite gender?
Aborted fetuses get no names.
► Change any answers if you want and then change questions.
o1| What has summer been like so far?
It's like being naked in a jacuzzi except instead of hot water it's filled with macaroni and cheese and a yellow rubber ducky.
o2| What do you do before bedtime?
Bedtime? I don't sleep on a bed anymore. I sleep on the chests and bellies of my many girlfriends.
o3| What will your dream wedding be like?
Polygamous
o4| What is the city of your dreams and why?
Fremont, California. It's the stupid city that I live in, and thus where most of my dreams take place. Oh but once I had a funny dream where I was in Fremont and my parents were like "git that gator outta my lawn" and I was like "y'all better be indoors cuz this gator ain't got no keys to our house" and my parents were like "ain't jesus ever told you no nothing bout no gators operatin' no doors, how'd you git to be so smart" and I was like "Screw you guys, Fremont isn't in the Deep South. I'm waking up."
o5| Are you an introvert or extrovert?
I'm a pervert.
o6| What are you going to do today?
First, I'm going to situate myself onto a bicycle, superglue one hand to a car, and use the other hand to hold a box of pizza. If anyone complains that "Andrew's 30 Minute Pizza Delivery on Bicycle" had false advertising, I'll superglue the pizza to their face.
o7| Do you trust easily?
Yes. If the girl says she's 18...
o8| If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
I'd be sad...but if you don't move on as fast as life does, you're wasting more opportunities to laugh with the friends you love, opportunities to uncover the mysteries of the world you live in, and opportunities to assassinate that girl's boyfriend, or at least superglue pizza to his face.
o9| Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
my toe exploded
1o| What is your best quality?
my exploding_toe...but it's also my worst quality
11| Is being tagged fun?
It depends on where I get tagged.
12| How do you see yourself?
With a mirror. I also see myself as unoriginal because of that joke.
13| Who are currently the most important people to you?
Airbud
14| What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
hoshiga? The kind of person I think she is is a kind person.
15| Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
16| How many children do you want to have, if any?
If there is even .00001% chance of having a daughter, then 0.
17| What's better to give or to receive?
Does this sentence need punctuation?
18| What's in your purse?
testosterone
19| Would you have 100% safe sex with a stranger for $10,000,000?
I'd do it with an animal for that kinda money. A party animal!
20| What were your parents going to name you if you'd been born the opposite gender?
Aborted fetuses get no names.