Oh, I hate LA
We're almost home, and it seriously couldn't come any sooner. Could not come any sooner. LA was such a shithole. It was dirty, and it smelled, and there were all these homeless people. It was really, really horrible. Oh, I hate LA.
And I was supposed to say something... Something... Something... Something else. I don't remember.
Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. The concert. Yeah. That was really crappy, too. First off, we had to sneak in because there were all these signs that wouldn't let Pickles in, like they knew he'd come and...I don't know, mess stuff up or whatever. But we got to wear disguises. And that was kind of awesome.
The concert was fucking bullshit, though. I'd rather die than hear that crappy music again. And that asshole clown Rockzo was there without his stupid make-up. But he's still totally annoying. I hate that fucking clown. And Skwisgaar and I tried to, you know, get drunk beyond belief so we could tolerate assailing our ears with such crappy music, but the place didn't have any alcohol, and the worker dicks were actually fucking with me. Called me 'tonto' again. I can't stand being called that. I always thought it was a, uh...reference. To that Indian guy on 'The Lone Ranger', but... Somebody told me the other day that it was also Spanish for 'stupid'. Nobody gets to call me stupid but me. So I smacked the shit out of them. For calling me that and for getting between me and alcohol. Don't ever fuck with me and alcohol, right? I think they learned that lesson.
Oh, but speaking of smacking people, Toki beat the fucking shit out of this one loud asshole who wouldn't get out of his face. I mean, really smashed his face in. There was blood everywhere. It was...awesome. But really fucked up.
[lock from Dethklok]
Toki needs therapy. Or something. I don't know. But he is not fucking okay. Seriously. I mean, I think he killed that guy. We didn't stick around to find out.
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And Snakes 'N Barrels sucked. I mean, not that they were all that...cool or anything. That Rikki Kixx guy... God, what a piece of shit. But Pickles beat the fuck out of him, and that was pretty awesome. And all these people in the audience were tearing themselves apart while Snakes 'N Barrels was onstage. There were, like...weird blue lights everywhere, and they were making the audience do some...really fucked up shit. It was totally brutal.
But none of us was arrested. And we're going to be home soon. I'm very glad that this is over now.
And I was supposed to say something... Something... Something... Something else. I don't remember.
Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. The concert. Yeah. That was really crappy, too. First off, we had to sneak in because there were all these signs that wouldn't let Pickles in, like they knew he'd come and...I don't know, mess stuff up or whatever. But we got to wear disguises. And that was kind of awesome.
The concert was fucking bullshit, though. I'd rather die than hear that crappy music again. And that asshole clown Rockzo was there without his stupid make-up. But he's still totally annoying. I hate that fucking clown. And Skwisgaar and I tried to, you know, get drunk beyond belief so we could tolerate assailing our ears with such crappy music, but the place didn't have any alcohol, and the worker dicks were actually fucking with me. Called me 'tonto' again. I can't stand being called that. I always thought it was a, uh...reference. To that Indian guy on 'The Lone Ranger', but... Somebody told me the other day that it was also Spanish for 'stupid'. Nobody gets to call me stupid but me. So I smacked the shit out of them. For calling me that and for getting between me and alcohol. Don't ever fuck with me and alcohol, right? I think they learned that lesson.
Oh, but speaking of smacking people, Toki beat the fucking shit out of this one loud asshole who wouldn't get out of his face. I mean, really smashed his face in. There was blood everywhere. It was...awesome. But really fucked up.
[lock from Dethklok]
Toki needs therapy. Or something. I don't know. But he is not fucking okay. Seriously. I mean, I think he killed that guy. We didn't stick around to find out.
[/lock]
And Snakes 'N Barrels sucked. I mean, not that they were all that...cool or anything. That Rikki Kixx guy... God, what a piece of shit. But Pickles beat the fuck out of him, and that was pretty awesome. And all these people in the audience were tearing themselves apart while Snakes 'N Barrels was onstage. There were, like...weird blue lights everywhere, and they were making the audience do some...really fucked up shit. It was totally brutal.
But none of us was arrested. And we're going to be home soon. I'm very glad that this is over now.