What rhymes with 'murder'?
Okay, so I just found out that I can use this thing to say whatever I want. Kinda. And that's awesome.
...Now I can't think of anything to say. Hmmm...
Wait. Okay. We're...working on the new album. I guess we could call it that. I'm having a hard time with the songs this time around. There are only so many words that rhyme with 'murder,' you know? We should...probably...go someplace. For inspiration. Yeah. Right now, I'd basically take suggestions from anyone. I'll probably call them stupid, but, you know, whatever.
And I think I need glasses. Like full-time ones. I already have reading glasses (Don't. Fucking. Say. Anything.), but stuff's getting harder to see far away. I was out with Rummy the other night, watching him pick off those trespassing jack-offs, and I had to fucking squint to see those assholes. While I'm on stage, it's not that big a deal because, you know, I don't really care about seeing the fans, but even shows on our big TVs are a little blurry. I just got a big TV installed in my bedroom, and it's not that far away, but it's a little blurry. That pisses me off. What the fuck is the point in having a big TV if you can't fucking see it? It's stupid.
Hey, maybe I could get laser eye surgery. That'd be cool. Unless I got blinded. That would be stupid. How exactly does that shit work anyway?
...Now I can't think of anything to say. Hmmm...
Wait. Okay. We're...working on the new album. I guess we could call it that. I'm having a hard time with the songs this time around. There are only so many words that rhyme with 'murder,' you know? We should...probably...go someplace. For inspiration. Yeah. Right now, I'd basically take suggestions from anyone. I'll probably call them stupid, but, you know, whatever.
And I think I need glasses. Like full-time ones. I already have reading glasses (Don't. Fucking. Say. Anything.), but stuff's getting harder to see far away. I was out with Rummy the other night, watching him pick off those trespassing jack-offs, and I had to fucking squint to see those assholes. While I'm on stage, it's not that big a deal because, you know, I don't really care about seeing the fans, but even shows on our big TVs are a little blurry. I just got a big TV installed in my bedroom, and it's not that far away, but it's a little blurry. That pisses me off. What the fuck is the point in having a big TV if you can't fucking see it? It's stupid.
Hey, maybe I could get laser eye surgery. That'd be cool. Unless I got blinded. That would be stupid. How exactly does that shit work anyway?