hey hey everyone
Hey well i have been sick for the past week and it sucks ass!!! buT oh well
I have not seen any of you at school because i no longer go there im going to homeschool which i really like... its fun! but its only temporary until i move. For the first day in a while i think im actually happy something i havent felt in a while and i love it especially since this time it is not because of a guy...welll in a way it is but its because im totally over one.not because im hookd on a new one. U dont need a guy to make u happy.
Well a lot has gone on in my life lately but i havent really enjoyd it lately. today im going homecoming dress shopping with sami and sara i will be coming to el cos homecoming!!! it will be exciting. for the past couple weekend ive been hanging out just trying to have fun with no drama but i have come to the conclusion that thats absolutly IMPOSSIBLE!!! oh well i guess i should just learn to enjoy it and make it fun!.
I saw this on an ex friends myspace and its SOOOO funny......and really true!!
19 Ways For Women To Tell That They've Had A Little Too Much To Drink
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too.
4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. piece of pizza on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.
7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!"
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it and start to pee.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
I have come to the conclusion in the past few months i am a terrible drunk!! Ask the people who i cry to and watch me throw up. Tips on what not to do. (These could save you from wanting to die)
1.Dont whatever you do mix alcohol!!! STick to one drink or one kind of alcohol!!
2.Dont drink tequila just dont do it! it never ends up good
3.IF you are going to drink make sure you have more than hot cheetos and a salad in your stomach (not good if you throw up)
4.If you have father issues don't listen to "Butterfly Kisses" It is a killer and you wont stop crying.
5.Turn off your cell phone because you dont want to drunk dial ANY one, even good friends its not safe!! you WILL say something you will regret...also if you are w/ people make sure you can say anything to them and they will be ok with it because you dont want to fight drunk.....you have no idea what happened the next day
6.IF your crying or upset DONT have any sharp objects near you you will do someting not so good
7. IF you have secrets you dont want spilled dont have a heart to heart conversation w/ any one that doesnt know them...unless you KNOW they'll take it well!
8.Dont bring up ex boyfriends, ex friends ex's in general, dont talk about any one close to you dead, or anyone you have emotioal issues with it ends up in non stop crying!
9.Dont have bacon and eggs the next day if you are prone to hangovers!
10.Dont do anything when you are emotional unstable, pmsing, depressed or pisssed off you can have a bad drink and everything cant always be fixed!!
well talk to everyone later i have tons of homework to do!!!!
LOve Evryone!!! xoxoxoxo