These Boots Are Made For...

[experimentiv]

I've started to notice that I don't do walks like a normal person. Here is a list of things that can (and usually do) happen when I'm walking somewhere.

• I'll start skipping
• I jump onto the curb
• I use the side of the street as a balance beam and proceed to be a gymnast
• I'll sing
• I'll dance
• I'll sing and dance
• If hungover, I'll recall the night before and just mutter loudly to myself 'No, No, No' over and over while clenching my fists
• I'll tell myself to shut up if thinking about something embarrassing or silly
• If listening to certain songs, I will start to strut across campus
• I'll play eyeball games with myself, thus making myself look a tad crazy
• In crowds I'll start to dance around people like a ballerina
• Depending on my mood I sometimes wait by a door for someone else to open it so I don't have to touch it
• If crossing a road, I will not walk I'll run and squeal
• Just generally talk to myself without realizing.

All these points have been gradually getting worse. That other day I realized I was waving my arms in the air and telling myself I want to fly. I quickly stopped and hurried off. I hope for my sake I don't do these outside a mental institution as I can see myself sectioned.