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[Video] [Christmas Time is here again]

Dec 26, 2011 09:10

[The camera turns on to reveal what looks like Hoffman's room-except for the fact that it's a wreck. There's blankets strewn about and clothes flung EVERYWHERE. Then the camera moves-there's clearly something behind it before there's a small round child in a sweater that's way too big for him ( Read more... )

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Re: Spam! ichoosefight December 31 2011, 04:21:12 UTC

No, never any pets. No brothers or sisters, either. I almost had a daughter, once... [ She shakes her head. ]

But I think a sister would be better than a pet, anyway. You wouldn't have to walk her.

Re: Spam! expectremorse December 31 2011, 04:24:28 UTC

You should go back and have one. We're cute. [he beams] we're so cute.

[Totally oblivious is go] I haveta hold Angie's hand. I wish she talked more. and she doesn't wanna play batman with me. Or spaceman. Or animal rangers. She just sits and says baby sometimes and holds her baby doll.

Re: Spam! ichoosefight December 31 2011, 04:27:09 UTC

Maybe someday, when there's somebody to be her daddy.

[ She can't help but smile as she attempts to corral him in the direction of the kitchen. ]

She'll grow up some day soon and learn to talk like you can. I can't promise she'll want to play Batman with you, but you can always hope, right? I mean, what kid doesn't want to be Batman?

Re: Spam! expectremorse December 31 2011, 04:37:30 UTC

I hope you do. You're a good mommy.

...I KNOW. That's what I'm gonna be when I grow up. Or maybe a farmer. I drew a cow and it was pretty.

[he peers ahead] what do you do as a growned up?

Re: Spam! ichoosefight December 31 2011, 04:40:48 UTC

Me? Oh, I'm not really done growing up yet... Mostly I go to college. I'll probably end up in journalism, I think. You know, writing for newspapers? I give a mean interview.

Re: Spam! expectremorse December 31 2011, 05:03:43 UTC

[staarre]

[blank starrree]

...this one time, um...I saw this guy? On TV? And he had a microphone and talked to people. Is that journallllism?

Re: Spam! ichoosefight December 31 2011, 05:21:25 UTC

Yeah, sort of.

They do similar stuff with writing, too.

Re: Spam! expectremorse December 31 2011, 05:27:26 UTC

That's boring.

Do something else.

Re: Spam! ichoosefight December 31 2011, 10:25:11 UTC

Yeah? Should I be Batgirl instead, do you think? You know she doesn't get paid.

Re: Spam! expectremorse December 31 2011, 15:57:42 UTC

....yes.

[nods] and a mom.

[and because he's five-] and a cat.

[Translation: Be ALL OF THE THINGS Steph.]

Re: Spam! ichoosefight January 1 2012, 01:51:54 UTC

Batgirl and a mom and a cat? I dunno if I can be all those things at once...

Re: Spam! expectremorse January 1 2012, 05:27:06 UTC

Yes you can cause you're nice.

[childlike innocence up in here]

Re: Spam! ichoosefight January 1 2012, 15:14:02 UTC

You think so? Well, who am I to say no to that?

Re: Spam! expectremorse January 1 2012, 18:41:23 UTC

[shy. All the shy] uh huh. [Have him smile one of those little kid smiles, and then.]

Nobody says it. Nobody says how nice people are. My mommy says...she says..she says that people need to say and do nice things for people more. Even if they hurt you or say bad tings.

Re: Spam! ichoosefight January 2 2012, 00:20:57 UTC

[ She pauses, and it's like she only just now realized who she's been talking to. ]

Yeah. You know, your mom makes a good point.

Re: Spam! expectremorse January 2 2012, 00:40:54 UTC

I love my mommy. [he is so oblivious] She's my favorite. She made me my costume and she said even though 'm fat I can be a hero anyway. Sometimes she gives me cookies. The best thing though is that she lets me stay up sometimes, when I've been extra good, she lets me stay up and watch the Twilight Zone on TV.

[he looks up happily] It's because moms can protect you from anything. That's why it makes me so mad when Daddy-

[stop] ...When Daddy hits mommy.

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