[Video] [Christmas Time is here again]
[The camera turns on to reveal what looks like Hoffman's room-except for the fact that it's a wreck. There's blankets strewn about and clothes flung EVERYWHERE. Then the camera moves-there's clearly something behind it before there's a small round child in a sweater that's way too big for him.
After several moments of flashing at the camera the camera settles and Hoffman-five year old Hoffman- is waving at the camera with one horribly long sleeve.]
Angie! Angie! Lookit Lookit it's Christmas! Which is weird cause' cause Mommy hid all my toys but then gave us some weird ones! [He holds up a doll. There's quite a few of them.]
These are dollllls.. [frown] they must be for you. 'm sorry I opened them but you're two so don't be mad okay? You can't rip stuff and you'd probably eat the box.
Did you get my presents? I got this neat camcorder thingy.. [he taps the camcorder] Angie? Where'd you go? Mommy?
[Then. All the hesitation in the world] ....S-Sir?
[What he doesn't understand is that by all of this standards Angelina is two and therefore...not capable of pancakes. And also not here. And neither are his parents, since five was the age that they parted ways (so to speak)]
After several moments of flashing at the camera the camera settles and Hoffman-five year old Hoffman- is waving at the camera with one horribly long sleeve.]
Angie! Angie! Lookit Lookit it's Christmas! Which is weird cause' cause Mommy hid all my toys but then gave us some weird ones! [He holds up a doll. There's quite a few of them.]
These are dollllls.. [frown] they must be for you. 'm sorry I opened them but you're two so don't be mad okay? You can't rip stuff and you'd probably eat the box.
Did you get my presents? I got this neat camcorder thingy.. [he taps the camcorder] Angie? Where'd you go? Mommy?
[Then. All the hesitation in the world] ....S-Sir?
[What he doesn't understand is that by all of this standards Angelina is two and therefore...not capable of pancakes. And also not here. And neither are his parents, since five was the age that they parted ways (so to speak)]