finally something decent to write about
well ive arrived in france and i at last have journal worthy stories; however i am now using a french keyboard which in fact is much more difficult to use then the german one so this entry has been painstakingly written out all indexy-punchy-like. Using the shift button for periods; this is the product of a tradition prided for its enlightened and secular thinking
-you see, that was a question, however i have yet to find the question mark key.
anyhoo, the other day i hear that all four of the london bombers came from leeds, where i have been living all year, not only are they from leeds, but from the neighborhood where my best friends lived, that i frequented regularly, good old beeston and hyde park (shift-period)
that same night after hearing screaming, me and my polish friends(i was in poland)rush out of the appartment, chase down and tackle a guy who had beat and robbed one of their neighbors, Bartek had the guy in a full nelson, i held down the legs while my whiley little friend maja gave the guy the fish-hooking of his life, turns out he was in the polish army and was going to be court marshalled, doesnt say much for the Polish army (shift-period)
the day after that i had my first experience alone on a sleeper train, there were four strangers to a room. after passport checks, the police took one of my cabin mates away in handcuffs, after that, the other two cabin mates set out to answer the age old question; can and will two people have sex in a confined space in the presence of a total stranger(question mark)
yes. yes they will. under the other persons bunk.
so after about five minutes of the most disgusting sex noises ive ever had the opportunity to listen to, i decided i could take no more and complained to security, which resulted in the two of them getting a scolding while half naked, and me getting my own room to myself.
it has been an exciting few days(shift-period)
-you see, that was a question, however i have yet to find the question mark key.
anyhoo, the other day i hear that all four of the london bombers came from leeds, where i have been living all year, not only are they from leeds, but from the neighborhood where my best friends lived, that i frequented regularly, good old beeston and hyde park (shift-period)
that same night after hearing screaming, me and my polish friends(i was in poland)rush out of the appartment, chase down and tackle a guy who had beat and robbed one of their neighbors, Bartek had the guy in a full nelson, i held down the legs while my whiley little friend maja gave the guy the fish-hooking of his life, turns out he was in the polish army and was going to be court marshalled, doesnt say much for the Polish army (shift-period)
the day after that i had my first experience alone on a sleeper train, there were four strangers to a room. after passport checks, the police took one of my cabin mates away in handcuffs, after that, the other two cabin mates set out to answer the age old question; can and will two people have sex in a confined space in the presence of a total stranger(question mark)
yes. yes they will. under the other persons bunk.
so after about five minutes of the most disgusting sex noises ive ever had the opportunity to listen to, i decided i could take no more and complained to security, which resulted in the two of them getting a scolding while half naked, and me getting my own room to myself.
it has been an exciting few days(shift-period)