DREAM
I was at church, for one of those stupid young people masses. The wine was a green kool-aid or something, and for some reason a few people got a chalice of "wine" and an unblessed host at the very beginning of the Mass, and yup, I was one of those people. It got really annoying holding it; I can't remember if I just drank it all and ate the host or just passed it along to somebody else. Then the youth coordinator guy was giving away a nice purse in the middle of the Mass to whoever said something that could add to the Mass, or something like that. Everyone was saying stupid things, but then I raised my hand and said some bullshit like how I wanted to give something up for Advent in addition to Lent, but I was interrupted, and the guy moved on to someone else. I thought, great, now I won't get that purse, even though I really do deserve it. But then at the end of Mass the guy came over and asked if he could take me out to dinner. He wasn't attractive, was bald and had a beard, and was much older than me, but I was like, alright, why not? I guess I was at home and would be moving back to school in two days, so we had limited time. Then the guy gave me this huge-ass hamburger, two feet in diameter. I put it in my mom's freezer, and then it eventually became a cake instead, and this freezer was horizontal but on an angle, and the cake ended up all as crumbs. Which was shitty, but they still tasted good. And at another point I was taking a shower in my parents' bathroom, which had a floor that was on a diagonal, so I kept slipping around on the suds, and I was scared to death of slipping and breaking my skull on something.