YFC: The Student Rules
Gosh, I had no time to be doing this (my parents-in-law are here, and I got loads of work... ><), but I was looking at the YFCpage on gackt.com and...I looked at the YFC student rules in BOLD red letters, screaming at me to translate them (OK, not really).
Anyway, I had to translate it *sigh*, so here it is~~~. ^^
(BTW, I kept the tone much calmer than the original. For one thing, I don't quite know how to translate it while keeping such a testosterone-driven, sweat-and-spit spraying, scary-as-only-GACKT-can-be tone. ^0^;;; Also, I figured a lot of you wouldn't appreciate that kind of tone too much anyway..., and he has said that the tone he uses for YFC is NOT something he wants to use with girls, although he'll be ALL ABOUT THAT at the lives :P)
X-posting on g_says .
Start of Translation (Any mistakes are mine and mine only):
"Kirameki Otoko Juku (=school of YFC): The Student Rules"
- Answer the calls of the Student Head (=GACKT) by shouting "Osu (pronounced more like Os)!!". Put your Kiai in it!!
(You're in a serious battle with the Anikis (=big brothers=the band) during the live. There's no time to waste, get crazy and shout!!)
- When the Student Head yells out "KYODAI (brothers)", respond with "ANIKI (big bro)"!!
(Don't be quiet, shout from your gut, you &%*#$ (censored by Valval ^^;)!!!
- When there's a "YFC " call, raise your fist high!!
(Raise your fist high to show us your Kiai!!!)
- If you're blazing with zeal, show your skin to prove it!!
(Students, this is where you can fully demonstrate your Kiai!!)
- This is the coolest matsuri (=festival) ever!! Come wearing an outfit suitable for the rumble!!
(This is an awesomest matsuri!! It's only natural that you wear a combat outfit that'll let you get really wild!!)
- Climaxing at the front row equals a suicide attack. Come prepared with everything you've got!!
(The front row of a standing live is dangerous!! You sure you're prepared for that? Getting carried away [from the audience in the middle of the live] is out of the question! If you don't have enough Kiai, move to the back.)
- Protect your own body. If you can't, move to the back!!
(This is a most dangerous matsuri. Make sure you protect your own body, and don't get hurt!!)
- Do not touch the other students' butts on purpose!!!
Your hands are there to make a fist and go way up high!!
(Gropers are ordered to commit seppuku on site!!
Don't make me say something you should already know as a student of this school!!)
- Do not steal the items that belong to other students!! Do not hold your own items!!
(If you see someone stealing, hang him up immediately!!
If you choose to hold your stuff while watching the live, you're also partially responsible for any theft!!)
That is all.
Students who cannot abide by these rules will be punished in accordance of our Commandment.
Kirameki Otoko Juku: Guidance Division
End of Translation:
I just thought it'd be fun for anybody attending the lives to know these rules, although I'm pretty sure they don't 'exactly' apply to the European fans...
But....it WOULD be nice if European fans responded by saying ANIKI and OS during the European tour, don't you think? ^_~
Anyway, I had to translate it *sigh*, so here it is~~~. ^^
(BTW, I kept the tone much calmer than the original. For one thing, I don't quite know how to translate it while keeping such a testosterone-driven, sweat-and-spit spraying, scary-as-only-GACKT-can-be tone. ^0^;;; Also, I figured a lot of you wouldn't appreciate that kind of tone too much anyway..., and he has said that the tone he uses for YFC is NOT something he wants to use with girls, although he'll be ALL ABOUT THAT at the lives :P)
X-posting on g_says .
Start of Translation (Any mistakes are mine and mine only):
"Kirameki Otoko Juku (=school of YFC): The Student Rules"
- Answer the calls of the Student Head (=GACKT) by shouting "Osu (pronounced more like Os)!!". Put your Kiai in it!!
(You're in a serious battle with the Anikis (=big brothers=the band) during the live. There's no time to waste, get crazy and shout!!)
- When the Student Head yells out "KYODAI (brothers)", respond with "ANIKI (big bro)"!!
(Don't be quiet, shout from your gut, you &%*#$ (censored by Valval ^^;)!!!
- When there's a "YFC " call, raise your fist high!!
(Raise your fist high to show us your Kiai!!!)
- If you're blazing with zeal, show your skin to prove it!!
(Students, this is where you can fully demonstrate your Kiai!!)
- This is the coolest matsuri (=festival) ever!! Come wearing an outfit suitable for the rumble!!
(This is an awesomest matsuri!! It's only natural that you wear a combat outfit that'll let you get really wild!!)
- Climaxing at the front row equals a suicide attack. Come prepared with everything you've got!!
(The front row of a standing live is dangerous!! You sure you're prepared for that? Getting carried away [from the audience in the middle of the live] is out of the question! If you don't have enough Kiai, move to the back.)
- Protect your own body. If you can't, move to the back!!
(This is a most dangerous matsuri. Make sure you protect your own body, and don't get hurt!!)
- Do not touch the other students' butts on purpose!!!
Your hands are there to make a fist and go way up high!!
(Gropers are ordered to commit seppuku on site!!
Don't make me say something you should already know as a student of this school!!)
- Do not steal the items that belong to other students!! Do not hold your own items!!
(If you see someone stealing, hang him up immediately!!
If you choose to hold your stuff while watching the live, you're also partially responsible for any theft!!)
That is all.
Students who cannot abide by these rules will be punished in accordance of our Commandment.
Kirameki Otoko Juku: Guidance Division
End of Translation:
I just thought it'd be fun for anybody attending the lives to know these rules, although I'm pretty sure they don't 'exactly' apply to the European fans...
But....it WOULD be nice if European fans responded by saying ANIKI and OS during the European tour, don't you think? ^_~