Drabbles~
sld;fkjae I fucking love getting lovings for things. ;o; These are things I wrote for the Crossover Fanwork Meme at fandomsecrets~
Title: Penny for Your Thoughts
Word count: 273
Rating: PG
Series: Honeydew Syndrome/Lost Souls
Notes: Written for __synthetique! ♥♥ SHE GAVE ME THE MOST LOVINGS I EVER GOT *explodes with glee and squeeing*
It was a sign, his name. It simply had to be. Nothing. Metis couldn't help but wonder how he came by such a strange name, sneaking a sideways glance at the other boy as he took a drag off a cigarette. They weren't really his thing, more suited to Jay even though he'd quit.
..supposedly.
Whatever. If he wanted to share, mention how he got it, then he would. If not, then, whatever, that was how things went. May sighed, leaning back on his elbows a little and staring up at the sky. If they could somehow take out the moon, then it'd be beautiful. Maybe if they found a rocket launcher big enough, and fueled with Mentos and Pepsi...
"Penny for your thoughts."
It made him jump a little, staring at Nothing in surprise. That was kind of sudden... Without the moonlight, all he'd have been able to see would have been the end of the cigarette, glowing its eerie red. A disembodied flame dancing in the dark of night. A little shrug, and he looked back up at the sky. "What's there to think about?"
Rustling noises as Nothing moved beside him, and his eyes widened a little as a hand caught his chin. A small sound as lips brushed over his, and he tasted smoke and nicotine. What the... Metis was frozen, trying to remember how to breathe, as those lips curved into a smile against his. There was a whisper, and then he was alone.
"Nothing."
Surprised, and he felt his cheeks burning. There was another moment's stunned silence, and he turned his gaze back up to the sky.
Title: Obnoxious Men
Word count: 214
Rating: PG-13 for implications?
Series: Kingdom Hearts/Tales of the Abyss
Notes: Written for refraining ♥♥!!
The vein twitched in his forehead, and it was all Marluxia could do not to drive the tip of his scythe through the man's throat. Would he ever shut up? Going on and on about nothing at all-- Really, what was he?
"..Thus why I am Dist the Rose, not the Reaper. Nor the Runny, but that's a different matter entirely."
Fingers tapped at his chin, and Marluxia looked over to him. "...do you always tend to ramble on like that?"
"Ramble?!" Aahh, how comforting it was to see that appalled expression on his face. "I do not ramble! You just don't understand my genius!"
A sigh, and the scythe materialized in his hand. "I don't understand, you say?" Flick of the wrist, and it swung across the table, resting at Dist's throat. "Why don't you put it in layman's terms, then?"
"Tch, you see--"
Marluxia rolled his eyes, falling back into a portal to appear behind him, a hand over the incessantly chattering mouth. He leaned around the back of the chair, smiled his poisonous smile down at that bespectacled face. "I think that's quite enough from you."
"Mff foo oo eem?*"
Dry lips brushed across his forehead, and he smirked. "I can think of better things that mouth can be used for."
*Translation: "What do you mean?"
Title: RING RING RING--
Word count: 68
Rating: G
Series: 300/Raffi
Notes: Written for glitz_x ♥! Raffi is the guy who made the banana phone song. :Db
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring--
"..What is that?"
BANANA PHONE!!
"It looks to be just a piece of fruit, my king. Pay it no mind."
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding--
"It is singing."
BANANA PHOOOONE!
Leonidas growled, moving to grab the banana from where it lay on the table. "Be silent, you." And yet it kept singing.
So he promptly peeled and ate it.
THE END
Title: WHAT 9000?!
Word count: 141
Rating: G
Series: 300/Dragonball Z
Notes: Written for danica_enjolras ♥!
A hand slammed down on the table as King Leonidas stood. "TONIGHT. WE DINE. AT ARBY'S!" There was a roaring cheer as the Spartans picked up their shields. "And tonight! I invite our new companion to dine with us!" The man grinned as he slapped the Saiyan's shoulder, another rousing chorus of cheers rising up.
And with that, the group marched off down the hillside, Vegeta flying low overhead so that he and Leonidas could discuss war strategies. One must never fight on an empty stomach.
------
Later that night, when every Spartan was satiated, Leonidas leaned back in his chair, clapped a hand to his belly. A look over at Vegeta. "Vegeta, what does the bill say about our tab?"
One gloved hand lifted the slip of paper. Vegeta's eyebrows shot up, and his shout shook the entire building. "IT'S OVER 9000!!!"
THE END
Title: Penny for Your Thoughts
Word count: 273
Rating: PG
Series: Honeydew Syndrome/Lost Souls
Notes: Written for __synthetique! ♥♥ SHE GAVE ME THE MOST LOVINGS I EVER GOT *explodes with glee and squeeing*
It was a sign, his name. It simply had to be. Nothing. Metis couldn't help but wonder how he came by such a strange name, sneaking a sideways glance at the other boy as he took a drag off a cigarette. They weren't really his thing, more suited to Jay even though he'd quit.
..supposedly.
Whatever. If he wanted to share, mention how he got it, then he would. If not, then, whatever, that was how things went. May sighed, leaning back on his elbows a little and staring up at the sky. If they could somehow take out the moon, then it'd be beautiful. Maybe if they found a rocket launcher big enough, and fueled with Mentos and Pepsi...
"Penny for your thoughts."
It made him jump a little, staring at Nothing in surprise. That was kind of sudden... Without the moonlight, all he'd have been able to see would have been the end of the cigarette, glowing its eerie red. A disembodied flame dancing in the dark of night. A little shrug, and he looked back up at the sky. "What's there to think about?"
Rustling noises as Nothing moved beside him, and his eyes widened a little as a hand caught his chin. A small sound as lips brushed over his, and he tasted smoke and nicotine. What the... Metis was frozen, trying to remember how to breathe, as those lips curved into a smile against his. There was a whisper, and then he was alone.
"Nothing."
Surprised, and he felt his cheeks burning. There was another moment's stunned silence, and he turned his gaze back up to the sky.
Title: Obnoxious Men
Word count: 214
Rating: PG-13 for implications?
Series: Kingdom Hearts/Tales of the Abyss
Notes: Written for refraining ♥♥!!
The vein twitched in his forehead, and it was all Marluxia could do not to drive the tip of his scythe through the man's throat. Would he ever shut up? Going on and on about nothing at all-- Really, what was he?
"..Thus why I am Dist the Rose, not the Reaper. Nor the Runny, but that's a different matter entirely."
Fingers tapped at his chin, and Marluxia looked over to him. "...do you always tend to ramble on like that?"
"Ramble?!" Aahh, how comforting it was to see that appalled expression on his face. "I do not ramble! You just don't understand my genius!"
A sigh, and the scythe materialized in his hand. "I don't understand, you say?" Flick of the wrist, and it swung across the table, resting at Dist's throat. "Why don't you put it in layman's terms, then?"
"Tch, you see--"
Marluxia rolled his eyes, falling back into a portal to appear behind him, a hand over the incessantly chattering mouth. He leaned around the back of the chair, smiled his poisonous smile down at that bespectacled face. "I think that's quite enough from you."
"Mff foo oo eem?*"
Dry lips brushed across his forehead, and he smirked. "I can think of better things that mouth can be used for."
*Translation: "What do you mean?"
Title: RING RING RING--
Word count: 68
Rating: G
Series: 300/Raffi
Notes: Written for glitz_x ♥! Raffi is the guy who made the banana phone song. :Db
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring--
"..What is that?"
BANANA PHONE!!
"It looks to be just a piece of fruit, my king. Pay it no mind."
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding--
"It is singing."
BANANA PHOOOONE!
Leonidas growled, moving to grab the banana from where it lay on the table. "Be silent, you." And yet it kept singing.
So he promptly peeled and ate it.
THE END
Title: WHAT 9000?!
Word count: 141
Rating: G
Series: 300/Dragonball Z
Notes: Written for danica_enjolras ♥!
A hand slammed down on the table as King Leonidas stood. "TONIGHT. WE DINE. AT ARBY'S!" There was a roaring cheer as the Spartans picked up their shields. "And tonight! I invite our new companion to dine with us!" The man grinned as he slapped the Saiyan's shoulder, another rousing chorus of cheers rising up.
And with that, the group marched off down the hillside, Vegeta flying low overhead so that he and Leonidas could discuss war strategies. One must never fight on an empty stomach.
------
Later that night, when every Spartan was satiated, Leonidas leaned back in his chair, clapped a hand to his belly. A look over at Vegeta. "Vegeta, what does the bill say about our tab?"
One gloved hand lifted the slip of paper. Vegeta's eyebrows shot up, and his shout shook the entire building. "IT'S OVER 9000!!!"
THE END