And what do you mean,
"the only choice"!? In case you haven't noticed, we're experiencing no shortage of girls lately. Or blokes, if that's your thing!! (Not that it would be, just saying, in case it was the case, which of course it bloody isn't)
You shouldn't resign yourself to Loony Lovegood, Potter, buck up. I'm sure there are plenty of girls with more sense than Lovegood hanging around that you could go with. I mean, I would suggest Megan Jones, that quidditch-playing minx I was telling you about, but as things go she's attending the ball with me. I'm pretty sure she fancies me, you know.