Note to Michael
Did it ever occur to you that I might be slightly egotistical with good reason?
No, I'm pinning them up around the commons for all to see. Relax, Corner, I won't let anyone see them. Would you like me to eat the ashes, for good measure?
Wait. You two are dating? That is so weirdly heterosexual. Do you actually like, go out on evenings or spend days in Hogsmeade together, or something?
Well, no, not as such. More like got completely pissed and stuck my tongue down his throat, actually. (for the sake of SCIENCE.)
Just checking, but you're burning your notes, right?
No, I'm pinning them up around the commons for all to see. Relax, Corner, I won't let anyone see them. Would you like me to eat the ashes, for good measure?
Wait. You two are dating? That is so weirdly heterosexual. Do you actually like, go out on evenings or spend days in Hogsmeade together, or something?
Well, no, not as such. More like got completely pissed and stuck my tongue down his throat, actually. (for the sake of SCIENCE.)
Just checking, but you're burning your notes, right?