Jan 04, 2005 01:06
Dear God,
As I'm sure you are already aware (being omnipotent and all)
that by some wonderous turn of events I actually got an 80 in
the gruesome death trap cleverly disguised as a course
(sometimes known as Canadian Government).
Thank you for any and all influence you may have had on that.
I know that Hannukah is over, but I would be eternally grateful and
would vow to be a better person (and all that jazz),
if you would just keep the miracles coming for the next eight days.
Yours truely,
HAVA GOLDBERG