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TODAY'S A SPECIAL DAY, because on this day, a real man was born, and that man's name is Frankie. I'm so lucky to have you in my life, you're an amazing friend, and I can completely appreciate and respect your encyclopedialike (I just made that word up) knowledge of video games. YOU AND ME BOTH, SISTER. Thank you for being such a wonderful friend, and a generally calming presence that is never afraid to strike a bitch down. THE SILENT ASSASSIN. THE NIGHT. I'M NOT STUPID, OR RETARDED, OR SOMETHING; I KNOW JUST WHO THE HELL YOU ARE. I love you, and I hope you have a wonderful birthday. I'LL MAKE YOU A HAMBURGER. I won't make a joke about pulsating man meat here, I swear. I'm always with you in spirit, and any kind of strange smells are either me proudly standing with you and watching over you or...Tengu's cat...but I'm gonna go with the first one. FOREVER, MAN. ♥♥♥