there's a she-beth in the closet
happy birthday beth;
today is a very special day, known throughout history; the day Indian Stever first extended his warm hand to the pilgrims, the day Anne Frank thought those raunchy thoughts in that attic, and most important of all, the day the great great great great great great great granddaughter of the real Sherlock Holmes, Bethany Margaret Johnson was born. ever since, i real man has never been ashamed.
today's a special day, so you get the extra good horse food--some stak & lobster in the mil, what do you say? you're the baby chick to my big mean rooster bird thing, and someone i'm really grateful to have come to know. love you, weiner, and i hope you have a good one! ps, suck his dick. give me some pictures later and i'll icon them for you, if you want. ♥♥