(no subject)
This is the shit that's the hardest. In the immortal words of a true genius, it's just like starting over.
This isn't an introduction, it's just an it's been a long time. You know me, and chances are I know all of you. My game is the same, played out yet strangely endearing. I come bearing no gifts but every once and awhile I promise to try and make you laugh. All grudges are thrown out the window unless your name is Natalie Portman because I've spent a lot of time jumping on couches declaring my love for Jerry Maguire and watching movies with Travolta on some Battlefield called Earth. I'm trying to get people to "lay down some tracks" so I can get my own record label off the ground. Just call me Eli Woody. Then E. Woody. Then just Woody will do, but please don't compare me to Harrelson, I'm not that fond of grass. A million movies in the works that include me as a superduper cool penguin that can't bust a move but can work the vocals like nobody's business. Also a role in a movie being directed by EMILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, but it's about Bobby Kennedy so I suppose the content will be worth it. And if you haven't heard that I'm playing a young Iggy Pop you're fucking missing out. What actor would be better though? I mean really. I'll have to comment some time on how fucking nervous I am and how I think someone made a huge mistake.
Music is everything and 25 years ago today one of the most important parts of it died. Everyone else talked about it I'm sure, and it's repetitive to say damn what could have come next, but there it is anyway. I'm sort of a George guy, but denying brilliance is ridiculous. I didn't even get the chance to live in a world he lived in besides having a comfortable home in my mothers stomach for a couple months, but I'm sure I had a moment of silence inside the womb. What hipster wouldn't have.
I need new icons, so get on that kids. If you leave me to it you'll be terrified of what you get.
Welcome back MacGuyver mood theme.
[Yeah, it's me. Sorry for all those disappointed souls in the audience. I'm not aware of all storylines elijah_jordan had, but I know some. if you're interested in continuing or just letting me know anything, i'm up for it but you've got to let me know. I keep promises and I tell no lies, but I cannot promise you all forever. We're different players but both with a lot of respect for each other. You're goin to have to bear with me. That's all I can say.
For everyone else, I can't believe I'm back honestly. It's something I considered for awhile, and hey, it took me a year. That's more than most of you can say.]
This isn't an introduction, it's just an it's been a long time. You know me, and chances are I know all of you. My game is the same, played out yet strangely endearing. I come bearing no gifts but every once and awhile I promise to try and make you laugh. All grudges are thrown out the window unless your name is Natalie Portman because I've spent a lot of time jumping on couches declaring my love for Jerry Maguire and watching movies with Travolta on some Battlefield called Earth. I'm trying to get people to "lay down some tracks" so I can get my own record label off the ground. Just call me Eli Woody. Then E. Woody. Then just Woody will do, but please don't compare me to Harrelson, I'm not that fond of grass. A million movies in the works that include me as a superduper cool penguin that can't bust a move but can work the vocals like nobody's business. Also a role in a movie being directed by EMILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, but it's about Bobby Kennedy so I suppose the content will be worth it. And if you haven't heard that I'm playing a young Iggy Pop you're fucking missing out. What actor would be better though? I mean really. I'll have to comment some time on how fucking nervous I am and how I think someone made a huge mistake.
Music is everything and 25 years ago today one of the most important parts of it died. Everyone else talked about it I'm sure, and it's repetitive to say damn what could have come next, but there it is anyway. I'm sort of a George guy, but denying brilliance is ridiculous. I didn't even get the chance to live in a world he lived in besides having a comfortable home in my mothers stomach for a couple months, but I'm sure I had a moment of silence inside the womb. What hipster wouldn't have.
I need new icons, so get on that kids. If you leave me to it you'll be terrified of what you get.
Welcome back MacGuyver mood theme.
[Yeah, it's me. Sorry for all those disappointed souls in the audience. I'm not aware of all storylines elijah_jordan had, but I know some. if you're interested in continuing or just letting me know anything, i'm up for it but you've got to let me know. I keep promises and I tell no lies, but I cannot promise you all forever. We're different players but both with a lot of respect for each other. You're goin to have to bear with me. That's all I can say.
For everyone else, I can't believe I'm back honestly. It's something I considered for awhile, and hey, it took me a year. That's more than most of you can say.]