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Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban in 15 Minutes. Highlights:
Five minutes later, Harry stomps down with his trunk packed.
MR. DURSLEY: YOU DEFLATE YOUR AUNT RIGHT NOW!
HARRY: FUCK ALL Y’ALL AND THIS POPSICLE STAND!
AUNT MARGE IN THE DISTANCE: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DRACO: OUTTA MY WAY, PLEBE, IT’S MY TURN ON THE HORSYBIRD
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