[nineth scam ↬ audio]

Aug 31, 2010 13:13

Okay, Luceti. So you've started bringing people in again. This means only one thing. I can have some fun, right? "Something old and something new, something borrowed and something blue!" If you don't know who I am, then hear me out now. I'm Blue, from Pallet Town, one of my world's famous and well-known Pokédex Users, along with Silver, Gold and Sapphire. I was also friends with Red and Yellow, who were here previously.

Now then, here's my PSA of the day:

One of the villains from my world is here on this world. His name is Lance, and he is from the Elite Four. In fact, anyone from Kanto's Elite Four is, and can be considered dangerous. Lance has the same exact power as Yellow did - but to a more powerful extent. If he is from the same timeline that we are, he should be fine, but I assure you to be wary of him.

Last time I saw him, he had attempted to get rid of mankind entirely because we couldn't live with Pokémon peacefully. What does this mean for you? Basically, this.

He might attempt to kill you by any means possible. That is all.

Okay, now that I have that out of the way, time for something more interesting! I decided that since you guys are all boring, that I should start giving away my abilities. Or one of them, at the very least. I decided this: we should have a pranking club! Or at least, a store in my stead. If anybody would like to join, filter a message to me and tell me the biggest prank you've ever done. And you'll have to prove it as well.

I'll be also accepting clients~! Give me a name of a person, their acquaintances, and ideas on how to prank that person. The message must be filtered and you must give me a price. This doesn't mean money, of course, but... I just need compensation for doing such hard work.

Blue out.

pranks and pranksters, -ic, srs bns for once

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