No Really, I'm Not Mad

[evilvalenstrife]

Title: No Really, I’m Not Mad
Pairing: KyuWook
Rating: M-rated or NC-17
Warnings: BoyxBoy. Sex. Need I say more?
Disclaimer: I really don’t own them… They own their damnselves. I don’t work for SMent. I’m not even a janitor there.
Author’s Crap: I’m back with another KyuWook! Hope ya’ll enjoy this one! I got the idea for this while I was reading “70 Facts about Kim Ryeowook” on a friend of mine’s tumblr (I’m minwookevilvalenstrife if you care). One of them said that when he gets pissed about something, he cooks a lot.

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Kim Ryeowook was voluntarily the housekeeper for the SuJu dorm and does it quite well if you ask the other members of Super Junior. They rarely have to go out to eat because he takes care of their hunger needs. They all love this trait about their eternal maknae and frequently praise him for it. So, why is it that he was in the kitchen furiously making their dinner?

No, seriously… He was moving pots and pans all around the kitchen at an alarming speed. He was even washing some of the dishes that were accumulating in the sink while cooking this meal.

Sungmin blanched when he saw the massive amount of rice that Ryeowook had prepared and set off to the side. Sure there were a lot of them in the dorm but, not that many people to require the mountain of rice that sat off on the counter. That and Eunhyuk, Donghae, Zhou Mi, Siwon, and Henry had all gone out that night.

Yesung walked in the living room to see what was being cooked. He’d smelled while coming down the hall. He shared the same facial expression as Sungmin when he saw the massive amount of food that was being prepared.

“Wookie-ah,” he called from his position in the doorway. “Who are you cooking for? All of Korea?”

Ryeowook turned around and smiled the biggest smile before going back to his business and stirring ferociously at a pot of what appeared to be boiling vegetables.

Yesung raised an eyebrow before turning to Sungmin who just watched the eternal maknae extremely hard at work.

“What’s wrong with him?” Yesung whispered. “He’s cooking like crazy.”

“I don’t know… Who’s gonna eat that mountain of food?” Sungmin whispered back.

They continued to watch as Ryeowook began starting what looked like yet another dish. At that moment, Shindong, Heechul, and Leeteuk came downstairs.

“Something smells good!” Shindong commented. “Actually, a lot of things are smelling good in there…”

Their eyes immediately stopped on the mountains and mountains of food that sat in the kitchen. Ryeowook still was facing the stove and apparently hadn’t noticed his audience. Leeteuk was the first to question.

“What’s going on here? Why is there so much food?” Leeteuk asked Yesung and Sungmin who were still watching Ryeowook.

“I don’t know….” Sungmin said shaking his head. “The piles of food… They just keep growing…”

“You could feed an entire country with all that food…” Heechul remarked.

“Is he expecting people over or something?” Yesung asked still watching Ryeowook.

“I doubt it. He didn’t mention anything about having guests…” Leeteuk said.

“Even if he were, he wouldn’t make that much food…” Shindong added.

They all watched in horror as Ryeowook began plating the food in various heaps. They gulped as he glanced in their direction and gave a big smile.

“Hmmm… He hasn’t made this much food in a while…” Heechul noted. “I’ve got it! The last time he made this much food was that time Kyuhyun locked himself in his room to play Starcraft on Valentine’s Day!”

“But it’s nowhere near Valentine’s Day, hyung…” Yesung pointed out.

“Not that, but, maybe he’s pissed about something…” Sungmin explained. “That would explain why there’s so much food…”

“But, there’s two mysteries remaining: Why is he pissed off and who is he pissed at?” Leeteuk said.

At that moment, Cho Kyuhyun came down the stairs yawning having just woken up from his nap. He stretched his arms above his head and came face to face with a crowd.

“Um… Hi hyungs…?” He offered when they all stared at him. “Do I have something on my face or something?”

“What did you do to Wookie, Kyuhyun-ah?!” Sungmin asked pushing Kyuhyun back into the hallway.

“Yeah! He’s cooking again!” Shindong said.

“He always cooks?” Kyuhyun said confusedly.

“No, he’s “cooking”! A lot of food!!!” Heechul said glaring at the maknae. “You must’ve done something to make him mad…”

“I don’t know! And how can you be so sure it’s me that he’s mad at?!” Kyuhyun asked.

“The only other time he’s been this pissed is when you ignored him on Valentine’s Day so we assumed it was you he was mad at.” Leeteuk spoke.

“You are his boyfriend, after all…” Yesung shrugged his shoulders. “Why would he be mad at us?”

“I don’t know but, I didn’t do anything that would make him mad.” Kyuhyun said.

“Make who mad?” A voice from behind them startled them all.

It was Ryeowook. He still had the same smile that he’d greeted them with. Only now, did they see the evil in that smile. They visibly gulped.

“…You…” Shindong offered.

“Me? I’m not mad at all!” His cheery voice answered. “Dinner’s ready! Come and eat!”

He walked away whistling some tune as the other members exhaled the breaths that they’d been holding.

“See? He wasn’t mad at all!” Kyuhyun said.

“He’s definitely pissed…” Sungmin countered.

“Let’s go before he gets angrier…” Leeteuk urged.

They walked in what was a single-file line to the dinner table. Ryeowook was already seated in front of his plate. They took their seats and eyed the mountains of food on their plates. Kyuhyun nervously took a seat next to Ryeowook and gulped when the eternal maknae gave him a very large smile.

“Well, eat!” Ryeowook ordered.

The members were quick to comply and ate in an awkward silence. The only thing that could be heard was chopsticks clinking against the dishes and the sound of chewing. The food was delicious and ordinarily they would’ve applauded him for his culinary skills. Today was a whole different story.

Shindong finished his food first. He stood up to put his dishes in the sink and Ryeowook stood up to scoop more food onto his band mate’s plate.

“Thanks but, I’m full Ryeowook-ah…” Shindong nervously said.

“Hm?” Ryeowook gave the biggest smile ever as he piled more food onto his
plate.

The smile clearly meant “Sit down and eat. If you object, you’ll regret it.” Shindong eagerly took his plate and sat back down with a nervous smile on his face. He’d never been so terrified of the eternal maknae in his life. The rest of the members quickly focused their eyes back on their own plates. Ryeowook sat down and put more food on his own plate.

“How does it taste?” He asked out of the blue.

“Huh?” Kyuhyun said pausing on putting another bite in his mouth.

“How does it taste, Kyuhyun-ah?” He spoke the maknae’s name with a slight venom to it.

“I-It tastes g-good, hyung…” Kyuhyun stammered out.

“Really? I was worried because your face looks like you’re not telling the truth.” He smiled the most evil smile.

“W-why would I l-lie t-to you, hyung?” Kyuhyun’s voice cracked as Ryeowook leaned closer with his smile. “It’s d-delicious…”

“I’m glad to hear that.” Ryeowook kept smiling before taking another bite of his food.

The rest of the dinner was spent in silence while everyone struggled to finish the massive amounts of food on their plates. Sungmin lifted his chopsticks to his lips and just couldn’t find it in him to finish another bite. After three bowls of rice, two bowls of soup, and four plates of vegetable and beef stir-fry, who could?

“Ryeowook-ah…” Sungmin’s voice pained. “I can’t eat another bite… I’m stuffed…”

“Me too…” Yesung said rubbing his sore stomach.

Ryeowook just smiled and stood up. Their eyes widened when they saw his hand reaching near the food but relaxed when he began to clear their plates from the table. He walked over to the sink and began to push the bits of food into the garbage disposal. The rest of the people at the table all glared at Kyuhyun. He raised his hands in mock defense.

“You did this and you’d damn well better fix it Kyuhyun-ah!” Sungmin whispered.

“I don’t even know what I did!” Kyuhyun exclaimed as quietly as he could.

“Go find out! If I have to put one more piece of food in my mouth, I’ll explode!” Shindong glared at him.

“Seriously Kyuhyun-ah…” Leeteuk pressed a hand to his forehead. “Just talk to him, okay?”

“If you don’t talk to him, I’ll erase your game on Starcraft and you’ll have to start all over again, got that?!” Heechul threatened.

“Okay! I’ll talk to him!” Kyuhyun exclaimed loud enough to get Ryeowook’s attention.

When he turned around, the rest of the group glared at Kyuhyun before smiling at Ryeowook nervously. Ryeowook smiled back and resumed washing dishes. They all gave a sigh of relief and stared at Kyuhyun expectantly. Kyuhyun nervously rose from his seat and walked over beside his lover.

“I’ll help you with the dishes, hyung.” He said as calmly as he could.

“I can do it. You go have fun with everyone else.” Ryeowook smiled while drying a plate.

Kyuhyun looked back at the group at the table for advice. They all simultaneously shook their heads no and glared at him. He sighed softly and proceeded to take the drying towel from Ryeowook’s hands. Ryeowook gave what looked like a glare for a split-second before smiling and continuing to wash the dishes. Ryeowook was washing the dishes so fast that Kyuhyun had to work twice as fast at drying the dishes and putting them away to keep up with him. Soon, they were done and the awkward tension remained in the air.

The rest of the present Super Junior members flashed Kyuhyun “hwaiting” and proceeded to leave the room. They all thanked Ryeowook for the meal and went their separate ways.

Kyuhyun stayed behind with Ryeowook. Ryeowook’s smile disappeared when everyone left.

“Why aren’t you going, Kyuhyun-ah?” Ryeowook asked none too kindly.

“I’m not going anywhere… I want to talk…” Kyuhyun spoke gesturing for Ryeowook to have a seat on the couch.

“Oh, so now you wanna talk?” Ryeowook’s tone was clearly pissed off and Kyuhyun realized why he was so angry at his next words. “Well, I’m not in the mood to listen.”

Kyuhyun winced and thought about this past week. He had been so deeply involved with Starcraft that he’d neglected Ryeowook. He’d only played with and given him attention during the concert. Even then, that attention was fan service. So maybe he did kinda deserve Ryeowook’s wrath at the moment.

“Look, I’m sorry I ignored you all this time Wookie hyung…” Kyuhyun took Ryeowook’s hand into his own.

“If you don’t want to spend time with me, just say it. At least I know instead of wasting my time trying to make you want to.” Ryeowook said a little bitterly. “I know that we both have busy schedules, but you could at least spend some free time with me instead of that damn video game…”

“I do want to spend time with you. I want to spend time with you right now.” Kyuhyun spoke.

“I don’t mean sex, Kyuhyun-ah…” Ryeowook snatched his hand away and prepared to leave.

“I’m not talking about just sex, as good as it is.” He grasped the hand again and pulled him back to the couch. “I want to spend time hearing about your day, how you feel. I want to spend time with you in silence if you want. I want to spend time with you however you want to.”

“You’re just saying that to get on my good side.” Ryeowook said blushing slightly before willing it away.

“Is it working?” Kyuhyun asked smirking slightly.

“… Yes…” Ryeowook admitted.

“Good. I love you Kim Ryeowook. I’m sorry I ignored you…” Kyuhyun kissed Ryeowook lightly on his lips.

“I love you too Kyuhyun-ah…” Ryeowook said against his boyfriend’s lips.

“I take that to mean that I’m forgiven?” Kyuhyun asked pressing light kisses on his face.

“Hmm…” Ryeowook pulled away to ponder for a minute. “Not quite… There’s still something more you need to do.”

“What “more” do you have in mind?” Kyuhyun let his fingers wander up Ryeowook’s wrist. “I’ll stop playing Starcraft for a month if I have to.”

“You don’t have to do that…” Ryeowook chuckled bringing a hand up to Kyuhyun’s neck and stroking gently. “I’m sure I’ll think of something…”

Kyuhyun sighed softly and allowed his head to fall limply into Ryeowook’s touch. His piano calloused hands were rough yet, gentle and Kyuhyun loved the touch so much. Ryeowook inched his face closer to Kyuhyun’s face and kissed him hard. Kyuhyun moaned pulling Ryeowook closer to his body and settling his hands around the smaller male’s waist.

“Kyuhyun…” Ryeowook breathed against Kyuhyun’s lips before kissing him again.

The smaller male pushed his tongue in between the slightly parted lips working his way into the other’s mouth. Kyuhyun sighed into the kiss and let his own tongue meet Ryeowook’s in a battle for dominance. Ryeowook submitted to the feather light feel of Kyuhyun’s tongue against his own. He continued to stroke at Kyuhyun’s neck lovingly as his free hand slid down to his waist. Kyuhyun broke free from the soft lips and panted heavily.

“Are we doing this here?” Kyuhyun asked kissing along his boyfriend’s neck.

“Mmm… Can’t go back to my room… Jongwoonie hyung’s in… ahh… there…” Ryeowook moaned and leaned his head to the side to give Kyuhyun more access.

“Sungminnie hyung’s in ours… I guess we’ll have to be quiet and hope that no one comes in…” He placed a kiss to Ryeowook’s Adam’s apple and watched his boyfriend shudder in pleasure.

Kyuhyun’s lips lingered over the pulsating skin of Ryeowook’s neck and bit down lightly smirking as he received a gasp from the pianist. Ryeowook’s hands traveled down to the hem of Kyuhyun’s shirt and slid under it caressing at the skin they found. Kyuhyun groaned moving his own hands under Ryeowook’s shirt in an attempt to remove it. He broke from Ryeowook’s neck and pulled the offending material from his skin.

“Beautiful…” Kyuhyun remarked before attacking Ryeowook’s exposed collarbone.

He began to suck hard at the skin in an attempt to mark the eternal maknae. His efforts paid off when he pulled back and saw a purplish red mark forming in his wake. He smirked before shedding his own shirt and pressing Ryeowook back against the couch lapping at his lips. Ryeowook moaned pulling Kyuhyun by the back of his jeans into his lap grinding happily against him. Kyuhyun’s mouth fell open against Ryeowook’s in a moan as he pressed his backside against his crotch. He felt a bulge forming in his boyfriend’s jeans and grinded even harder against Ryeowook.

“Ryeowook…” Kyuhyun let the name slip from his lips as he captured Ryeowook’s in a rough kiss.

Ryeowook was quick to respond by kissing back and kneading the firm flesh of Kyuhyun’s ass through his jeans. Every once in a while during their heated sessions, Ryeowook would show Kyuhyun how much he admired Kyuhyun’s ass by smacking it and enjoying the reaction that his boyfriend gave him, now was no exception. Kyuhyun grinded down harder against his lower half to get some relief for his own throbbing erection.

“You like that, Kyuhyun-ah?” Ryeowook asked giving another playful slap to his boyfriend’s backside.

“You already know…” Kyuhyun said grinding and making his lover moan.

“Do I?” Ryeowook playfully asked.

“Uh-huh…. Let me up.” Kyuhyun gave one last swivel of his hips against Ryeowook’s watching in satisfaction as the pianist moaned.

Kyuhyun pushed Ryeowook down lengthwise on the loveseat in the living room so that he was on his back. He crawled until he was between Ryeowook’s legs with both hands on his knees. He reached a hand down to cup Ryeowook’s hard-on through his jeans. Ryeowook gave a surprised moan and thrust his hips up to create friction. Kyuhyun smiled and pushed the hips back down instead leaning forward to kiss at Ryeowook’s chest playfully lap at his nipples.

“Kyuhyun-ah… Stop teasing me…” Ryeowook panted as Kyuhyun continued to palm his erection through his pants.

“What if I like teasing you?” He said latching onto one nipple and pulling it upward lightly extricating a loud moan from the eternal maknae. “You have to lower your voice, Wookie… Don’t want anyone coming in and ruining our fun do you?”

Ryeowook nodded as Kyuhyun’s tongue slid down his body making a trail of saliva from his chest to his belly button. He played at the crevice for a minute before kissing the area below where his happy trail started. Kyuhyun’s finger circled around the button of Ryeowook’s jeans as the man below him squirmed urging him to speed up the process.

“So eager…” Kyuhyun snickered undoing the button and sliding the zipper down revealing the white fabric of Ryeowook’s boxer shorts.

He slid them down along with Ryeowook’s denim jeans and pressed a kiss to the start of the little hairs below his belly button.

“Have I ever told you how much I love your happy trail?” Kyuhyun whispered against his lower abdomen. “It’s sexy…”

Ryeowook gasped as Kyuhyun suddenly took his hard exposed member in his hands suddenly and stroked it rapidly. Kyuhyun brought his mouth over the tip of Ryeowook’s cock and licked teasingly at the head.

“Ah! Kyuhyun…” Ryeowook gave a frustrated whine. “Are you trying to make me mad again?”

“Not at all…” Kyuhyun smirked before engulfing the whole thing in an instant.

Ryeowook threw his head back against the couch, hands coming up to tangle themselves in Kyuhyun’s hair. Kyuhyun pulled off suddenly and lapped at the tip watching as Ryeowook’s breathing was becoming heavier. He sucked in the head lightly scraping the sides with his teeth causing Ryeowook’s hands to grip at his hair harder and moan.

“Stop playing around and suck me…” He ordered with as much of a threat as one could make while getting his cock sucked.

Without warning, he again took the whole member in his mouth and bobbed up and down quickly on it. Ryeowook began to buck his hips up into the movement but, Kyuhyun’s hands quickly went to his hips to suppress the movements.

The wet heat around Ryeowook’s aching member was quickly taking its toll on the older male and Kyuhyun knew it. He continued his sucking for a little longer before pulling off to see what he’d accomplished. Ryeowook lay on the couch with one hand pressed against his forehead and one clenched in his hair.

“Wookie…” Kyuhyun whispered in a whine as he pulled his own pants free from his body and pressed his now naked lower half against Ryeowook’s in a slow grind.

He moaned as Ryeowook’s hands slid around to his backside encouraging the grinding motion. Kyuhyun rolled his hips back down to the eternal maknae’s hard member relishing in the moan he was rewarded. Ryeowook’s hands began to knead the flesh of his ass and surprised him when his fingers neared Kyuhyun’s entrance.

“Wookie?” Kyuhyun asked confusedly.

“I wanna fuck you, Kyuhyun-ah…” He spoke pressing a kiss up to his neck. “It’s always the other way around.”

Kyuhyun had to admit that Ryeowook had a point. He’d always taken the other up until now and he was pretty open-minded to anything when it came to sex.

“Okay.” He nodded kissing Ryeowook passionately.

“Where’s the lube?” Ryeowook asked.

Kyuhyun reached under the cushion that Ryeowook’s head was on top of and produced a small tube. Ryeowook grinned before taking the tube from the younger and uncapping it. He spread the clear substance onto his fingers and pressed one to Kyuhyun’s entrance. Kyuhyun sighed and relaxed himself as best he could. Ryeowook’s slim finger made its way about halfway in before Kyuhyun squirmed a little uncomfortably.

“It feels kinda weird…” Kyuhyun said running his hands along Ryeowook’s chest playing with his nipples. “Not gonna lie…”

“It’ll get better. Do you trust me?” Ryeowook asked humming in content with Kyuhyun’s touches.

“That’s a stupid question. If I didn’t-“

“Do you trust me, Kyuhyun-ah?” Ryeowook breathed out his name huskily.

“I do…” He moaned out as Ryeowook wrapped a hand around his cock.

With that, Ryeowook thrust the finger completely in causing Kyuhyun to groan. He waited a little before so Kyuhyun could get used to the feel. It wasn’t like it felt wrong or gross… It just felt weird to Kyuhyun. He’d never done this before and now he knew how Ryeowook felt during their first time together. After a minute, the feeling started to sink into a more pleasurable one as Ryeowook slipped in a second finger scissoring him and stretching him.

He pushed his hips down onto the fingers as the sensation grew more pleasurable. Ryeowook began thrusting his fingers into Kyuhyun’s ass smirking as the younger’s breathing became more ragged. Suddenly, Kyuhyun’s body jolted and he gave a loud cry to which he had to press a hand to his mouth to muffle the noise. Ryeowook smirked because he knew he’d finally found Kyuhyun’s prostate and thrust his fingers into again.

“Ryeowook! Please!” Kyuhyun was seeing stars and wanted nothing more than for Ryeowook to fuck him.

“”Please” what?” Ryeowook teased rubbing slightly against the spot.

“You know damn well what!” Kyuhyun growled.

“I’m afraid I don’t…” Ryeowook grinned that evil grin.

“Kim Ryeowook… Fuck me. Fuck me right now.” Kyuhyun ground out as his boyfriend rubbed that spot teasingly.

“As you wish.” He lifted Kyuhyun’s hips up and slicked himself up nicely.

Ryeowook positioned himself under Kyuhyun and guided his hips to his member. Kyuhyun tensed a little as he felt the tip at his entrance. Ryeowook stroked him soothingly to help him relax, and it worked. Kyuhyun worked the tip inside of him before allowing Ryeowook to pull his hips completely down around his cock. He cried out as Ryeowook’s fullness penetrated his body. It stung but, it wasn’t as bad as he thought it would be.

“Kyuhyun-ah…” Ryeowook spoke through gritted teeth. “Are you okay?”

“I’ll manage…” Kyuhyun took deep breaths with his palms resting on
Ryeowook’s chest.

He relaxed and allowed himself to lift his hips and thrust back down onto Ryeowook’s member. It was hard, hot, and pulsating inside him and Kyuhyun could feel it. Ryeowook moaned grabbing the hips and guiding their thrusts at a slow pace.

Kyuhyun’s breath began to become more drawn out as Ryeowook thrust his hips upward to meet Kyuhyun’s own. His head fell forward as he looked down into Ryeowook’s lust glazed eyes and couldn’t resist the urge to moan. The air around them was hot and the living room was starting to get a bit stuffy but, Kyuhyun would be damned if he wanted it to stop.

The strange sensation once again became a pleasurable one and Ryeowook groaned throwing his head back against the couch thrust upward into Kyuhyun’s body.

“You’re so… tight…” Ryeowook spoke raggedly.

“Faster…” Kyuhyun pleaded running his hands over the expanse of Ryeowook’s body.

Ryeowook was quick to oblige speeding up his thrusting to the point where Kyuhyun was bouncing on top of him. Kyuhyun’s head fell back as he let out a long moan bouncing in time with his lover’s thrusts.

Ryeowook suddenly sat up and pushed him back against the arm rest of the couch and began pounding into him with even more speed and force. Kyuhyun let out a very un-Kyuhyun like squeak and gripped the cushions below him. Ryeowook brought Kyuhyun’s legs over his shoulders and pressed in deeper. Kyuhyun couldn’t contain the loud moan that had broken free when Ryeowook had thrust directly into his prostate.

“Again!” Kyuhyun’s strangled moan broke through the room.

Ryeowook thrust harder in and Kyuhyun pressed his hand to his mouth in an attempt to muffle the would-be-loud scream that escaped from his mouth. He was going to be so hoarse tomorrow but, that didn’t matter. All that mattered at that moment was Ryeowook’s constant pounding and how ridiculously close to orgasm he was.

“I’m so close Wookie…” He panted out fingers clenching and unclenching the fabric of the couch. “Touch me… Please…”

“Down here?” Ryeowook pressed the flat of his palm against Kyuhyun’s member smirking.

“Yes!” Kyuhyun arched upward into Ryeowook’s hand.

Ryeowook chuckled and began to pump at the hard cock in his hand. Pre-cum dripped from the tip and leaked onto his stroking hand. Ryeowook knew Kyuhyun wasn’t going to last much longer and he wasn’t either. He took his free hand and smacked hard at Kyuhyun’s ass watching as the singer below him groaned in pleasure.

Kyuhyun felt himself slipping closer and closer to the edge as Ryeowook stroked him rapidly. One particularly well-aimed thrust hit his prostate one good time and sent him spiraling over.

“Ryeowook!” A strangled cry of the eternal maknae’s name and Kyuhyun came hard over Ryeowook’s hand and onto his own stomach.

Kyuhyun’s muscles tightened and Ryeowook gave a few more thrusts before he tipped over the edge too. His body shook as he came hard into Kyuhyun’s ass. He groaned Kyuhyun’s name loudly and slumped forward over his dazed lover.

The two sat in silence except for their ragged and rushed breathing. Kyuhyun was the first to awaken from his orgasmic bliss and ran a hand up and down Ryeowook’s spine. Ryeowook hummed happily enjoying the contact resisting the urge to fall asleep on top of the maknae.

“Teukie hyung is going to kill us for having sex on the couch again…” Kyuhyun said hoarsely.

“I’m not complaining.” Ryeowook murmured against the skin of Kyuhyun’s neck.

“I don’t want to move for another three days…”

“It hurts for a while afterward… Luckily you’ve got tomorrow off.” Ryeowook reminded him and began pulling himself from his lover’s ass.

Kyuhyun winced at the sore feeling of the exiting member exiting him. Yup, this was definitely going to sting for a couple days.

“You’ll get used to it after a while.” Ryeowook said smirking.

“What if I just fuck you instead?” Kyuhyun teased running a hand up Ryeowook’s arm.

“Just as long as you’re spending time with me.” Ryeowook pressed a kiss to Kyuhyun’s lips.

As Kyuhyun allowed himself to relax into the kiss, an uninvited shriek made its way to the living room. Zhou Mi who had come to visit, stumbled in on the sight of the two quite naked men covered in bodily fluids on the couch. Ryeowook blushed and lowered his gaze and Kyuhyun just laughed.

“Just doin’ a bit of disaster proofing.”

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Author’s Crap: Whew, it’s finally done! I hope you guys enjoyed it! It’s as good as I can do at 2:00AM….