April Fools Shenanigans
Title: April Fools Shenanigans
Pairing: SiChul and QMiMin (All pairings very slight)
Rating: T-rated for some swearing and reference to sex
Warning: I think it could be considered crack… My fail humor is fail… MalexMale relationships!
Disclaimer: I really don't own Super Junior... They own their damnselves...
Author’s Crap: Oh the shenanigans that could occur in the SuJu dorm on April Fools Day thanks to Heenim and Kyuhyun…
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Leeteuk hated this day. He absolutely hated it. Know what today was? It’s April Fools Day AKA Heechul and Kyuhyun’s favorite holiday. It was an absolute nightmare every April Fools Day. He hated that he knew what would happen and even with his power as leader, he could do nothing to stop the pranks.
Last year, Heechul glued Donghae’s headphones to his desk and poor Shindong’s phone to his cheek. Kyuhyun had thrown a red sock into Leeteuk’s all-white laundry, poured hot sauce into Ryeowook’s milk shake, and went old school by putting a whoopee cushion under Zhou Mi’s seat. Together, they were unstoppable.
Leeteuk shook his head and wondered what horrible pranks awaited them this year. Perhaps they’d surprise them by not doing anything at all? Yeah, no… That’d be too good to be true… However, as much as he disliked the havoc that broke out in the dorm during this day, he had to admit, the pranks that were pulled were pretty damn funny.
“Hyung!!!” A loud voice rang through the 12th floor.
Leeteuk sighed. Let the torture commence. He ran to Heechul’s room where Siwon stood holding a picture of what appeared to be Jesus with a picture of Heechul‘s face glued over Jesus’ head. That was actually pretty good. He had to control his urge to laugh when he saw Siwon’s disappointed face.
“Which way did they go?” He asked.
“They went to Yesung and Wookie’s room. What am I going to do? I have to return this picture to my parents tomorrow…” Siwon sighed putting it back on the bed.
“I’ll find them.” Leeteuk promised before leaving the room.
He hadn’t even made it halfway down the hall before he heard Ryeowook’s loud shriek.
He ran full speed to Yesung and Ryeowook’s shared room and took in the sight before him. Ryeowook was running around the room looking a towel of some sort to wipe up the ice cream spill on his new keyboard; his really expensive new keyboard at that. Upon closer inspection, the spill was actually fake however, so no damage was done. Yesung was trying to shave the beard of Heebum’s fur off of all three of his turtles. The lengths of the beards varied too from biggest turtle to smallest.
“Dammit! I just bought that keyboard!” Ryeowook shrieked absolutely livid as he angrily searched for something to wipe up the “mess”. “They’re going to pay!”
Leeteuk had to bite his tongue to keep from laughing as bits of Heebum’s fur kept getting stuck in Yesung’s nose making him sneeze.
“No kidding… They glued Heebum’s fur to all of my turtles! Even Ddangkoma! He didn’t want a beard and moustache!” Yesung exclaimed.
“Where did they go?” Leeteuk asked once he calmed down.
“They went to Eunhyuk’s room.” Ryeowook went stomping over to his beloved keyboard.
“I’ll go get them.” He promised before exiting the room. “Ryeowook-ah, that spill is fake…”
Ryeowook’s mouth dropped open as he lifted the spill from his keyboard.
Leeteuk snickered slightly before making his way down the stairs to Eunhyuk’s room. He walked inside to find Eunhyuk sitting at his desk and Donghae running over a piece of paper with weird shapes and letters written on it.
“What’s going on hyung?” Eunhyuk asked.
“I’m looking for Kyuhyun and Heechul.” Leeteuk explained. “You know, it’s April Fools Day… They’re bound to be together stirring up all sorts of trouble…”
“They looked like they were headed to Sungminnie hyung’s room.” Donghae said. “I got a letter from aliens! Look!”
He thrust the piece of paper into Leeteuk’s hands. Leeteuk looked at the paper and concluded that it was part of KyuChul’s prank fest. No matter how he looked at it, it was gibberish, in any language.
“Did they do anything to you Hyukkie? You seem rather calm.” Leeteuk asked.
“They took my "stuff" and made it memorable collage. I’m not complaining...” He smirked. "They even laminated it."
“Right… Er, I’m going to go find them….” Leeteuk said leaving the room.
He ran down the hall to Sungmin and Kyuhyun’s room when he saw Zhou Mi and Sungmin seething with rage.
“Teukie hyung, look what they did to all my sunglasses!” Zhou Mi wailed holding up a pair of expensive looking shades.
Leeteuk took them and held them up. They looked fine at first glance but, when he put them on, he couldn’t see anything. They had apparently taken black permanent marker and colored in the lenses. It was pretty clever. He felt the urge to laugh rising up again and quickly suppressed it when he saw Sungmin’s face contorted in anger.
“Look what they did to my favorite guitar!” Sungmin held out his pink acoustic guitar.
Leeteuk looked at it and saw “I worship the King and Queen of pranks!” written in black permanent marker written all over the instrument. He found himself pinching himself in an attempt not to laugh.
“Where did they go?” He asked trying to keep calm.
“They went to your room, hyung.” Zhou Mi answered.
“My room?! We’ve got to stop them!” Leeteuk shrieked.
“When I get my hands on them… Kyuhyun’s not getting any for a week!”
“I agree. I’m going to wring that little brat’s neck!” Sungmin had never looked so evil in his life. “Wait, that doesn’t include me does it, Mimi?”
“Of course not!” Zhou Mi smirked at the older singer. “Now what do you say we go help Teukie hyung find those “kids”?”
“Gladly.” Sungmin got up cracking his knuckles.
Leeteuk stepped out into the hallway with Zhou Mi and Sungmin in tow as they headed back to his room at full speed. They ran into Siwon in the hallway and all ran to Leeteuk’s room where Heechul and Kyuhyun sat on his bed waiting for him.
Leeteuk glared and them and took a quick look around the room. He found nothing out of place and gave a sigh of relief. Apparently they’d gotten there before they could do anything.
“Cho Kyuhyun, you are going to die!” Sungmin bellowed as he lunged for the maknae but was held back by Leeteuk and Siwon.
“Don’t kill him. Yet.” Siwon said. “Hyung, you said that you wouldn’t prank me.”
“Have I ever not pranked you?” Heechul said smirking.
“Well, no but, I’m mad at you!” Siwon yelled. “No sex for a month!”
“What?! All I did was assume my rightful place on that picture! Jesus wasn't complaining!” Heechul blanched. “That’s not fair!”
“It’s either that or bible study for a month. Every day.” Siwon glared. “Your choice.”
“*sigh* I’lll take” no sex” for three hundred, Alex…” He pouted.
“Huh?”
“Kibum said it was from some American game show…” Heechul explained.
“Oh.”
“Cho Kyuhyun, you are going to be sorry when I’m done with you! So sorry!” Sungmin still tried to break free from his human confines.
“It’s tradition hyung… You can’t break tradition.” Kyuhyun smiled.
“Is that so? Well then, no sex for a week. It’s not an April Fools joke either.” Zhou Mi gave him the most smug look.
“You and I both know that you and Minnie can’t last that long…” Kyuhyun rolled his eyes. “You’ll be crawling back to me in a couple of hours…”
“You testing my patience, Kui Xian?” Zhou Mi asked threateningly. “Keep it up and I’ll make you sleep on the couch.”
“Even you Minnie?” He asked.
“You’re walking on thin ice right now, Kyuhyun-ah…” Sungmin’s icy tone made him sound even more serious.
Kyuhyun looked at both his lovers’ faces and saw that they were quite serious and would do it too. He sighed and hung his head before standing up. He and Heechul went with their respective lovers who made them go to every room and undo all pranks and apologize for their behavior.
After everyone left, Leeteuk sighed and laughed loudly. He was glad that was over even if some of the pranks were priceless. He was looking forward to getting some well-deserved rest. He climbed into bed and fell into a deep slumber.
He didn’t get that far into it because of a heavy weight being dropped on his stomach knocking all the wind out of him.
“What the hell?!” He exclaimed groggily.
“Huh? Teukie hyung? You’re not an alien!” Donghae pouted. “The note from the aliens said they'd be here!”
“What note?!” He asked even though he knew he was not going to like the answer.
“When Heechul hyung and Kyuhyun came to apologize, Kyuhyun said that the aliens said that they were in your room!”
Leeteuk paled.
“Come on Donghae.” Leeteuk sat up and rose from his bed.
“Huh? Where are we going?” Donghae asked.
“We’re going “alien” hunting.” Leeteuk said with an evil smile on his face.
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Author’s Crap: Excuse my fail… It’s April Fools Day and I had to write it…. What do you expect at 2:25 AM? (At the time I wrote this)
Pairing: SiChul and QMiMin (All pairings very slight)
Rating: T-rated for some swearing and reference to sex
Warning: I think it could be considered crack… My fail humor is fail… MalexMale relationships!
Disclaimer: I really don't own Super Junior... They own their damnselves...
Author’s Crap: Oh the shenanigans that could occur in the SuJu dorm on April Fools Day thanks to Heenim and Kyuhyun…
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Leeteuk hated this day. He absolutely hated it. Know what today was? It’s April Fools Day AKA Heechul and Kyuhyun’s favorite holiday. It was an absolute nightmare every April Fools Day. He hated that he knew what would happen and even with his power as leader, he could do nothing to stop the pranks.
Last year, Heechul glued Donghae’s headphones to his desk and poor Shindong’s phone to his cheek. Kyuhyun had thrown a red sock into Leeteuk’s all-white laundry, poured hot sauce into Ryeowook’s milk shake, and went old school by putting a whoopee cushion under Zhou Mi’s seat. Together, they were unstoppable.
Leeteuk shook his head and wondered what horrible pranks awaited them this year. Perhaps they’d surprise them by not doing anything at all? Yeah, no… That’d be too good to be true… However, as much as he disliked the havoc that broke out in the dorm during this day, he had to admit, the pranks that were pulled were pretty damn funny.
“Hyung!!!” A loud voice rang through the 12th floor.
Leeteuk sighed. Let the torture commence. He ran to Heechul’s room where Siwon stood holding a picture of what appeared to be Jesus with a picture of Heechul‘s face glued over Jesus’ head. That was actually pretty good. He had to control his urge to laugh when he saw Siwon’s disappointed face.
“Which way did they go?” He asked.
“They went to Yesung and Wookie’s room. What am I going to do? I have to return this picture to my parents tomorrow…” Siwon sighed putting it back on the bed.
“I’ll find them.” Leeteuk promised before leaving the room.
He hadn’t even made it halfway down the hall before he heard Ryeowook’s loud shriek.
He ran full speed to Yesung and Ryeowook’s shared room and took in the sight before him. Ryeowook was running around the room looking a towel of some sort to wipe up the ice cream spill on his new keyboard; his really expensive new keyboard at that. Upon closer inspection, the spill was actually fake however, so no damage was done. Yesung was trying to shave the beard of Heebum’s fur off of all three of his turtles. The lengths of the beards varied too from biggest turtle to smallest.
“Dammit! I just bought that keyboard!” Ryeowook shrieked absolutely livid as he angrily searched for something to wipe up the “mess”. “They’re going to pay!”
Leeteuk had to bite his tongue to keep from laughing as bits of Heebum’s fur kept getting stuck in Yesung’s nose making him sneeze.
“No kidding… They glued Heebum’s fur to all of my turtles! Even Ddangkoma! He didn’t want a beard and moustache!” Yesung exclaimed.
“Where did they go?” Leeteuk asked once he calmed down.
“They went to Eunhyuk’s room.” Ryeowook went stomping over to his beloved keyboard.
“I’ll go get them.” He promised before exiting the room. “Ryeowook-ah, that spill is fake…”
Ryeowook’s mouth dropped open as he lifted the spill from his keyboard.
Leeteuk snickered slightly before making his way down the stairs to Eunhyuk’s room. He walked inside to find Eunhyuk sitting at his desk and Donghae running over a piece of paper with weird shapes and letters written on it.
“What’s going on hyung?” Eunhyuk asked.
“I’m looking for Kyuhyun and Heechul.” Leeteuk explained. “You know, it’s April Fools Day… They’re bound to be together stirring up all sorts of trouble…”
“They looked like they were headed to Sungminnie hyung’s room.” Donghae said. “I got a letter from aliens! Look!”
He thrust the piece of paper into Leeteuk’s hands. Leeteuk looked at the paper and concluded that it was part of KyuChul’s prank fest. No matter how he looked at it, it was gibberish, in any language.
“Did they do anything to you Hyukkie? You seem rather calm.” Leeteuk asked.
“They took my "stuff" and made it memorable collage. I’m not complaining...” He smirked. "They even laminated it."
“Right… Er, I’m going to go find them….” Leeteuk said leaving the room.
He ran down the hall to Sungmin and Kyuhyun’s room when he saw Zhou Mi and Sungmin seething with rage.
“Teukie hyung, look what they did to all my sunglasses!” Zhou Mi wailed holding up a pair of expensive looking shades.
Leeteuk took them and held them up. They looked fine at first glance but, when he put them on, he couldn’t see anything. They had apparently taken black permanent marker and colored in the lenses. It was pretty clever. He felt the urge to laugh rising up again and quickly suppressed it when he saw Sungmin’s face contorted in anger.
“Look what they did to my favorite guitar!” Sungmin held out his pink acoustic guitar.
Leeteuk looked at it and saw “I worship the King and Queen of pranks!” written in black permanent marker written all over the instrument. He found himself pinching himself in an attempt not to laugh.
“Where did they go?” He asked trying to keep calm.
“They went to your room, hyung.” Zhou Mi answered.
“My room?! We’ve got to stop them!” Leeteuk shrieked.
“When I get my hands on them… Kyuhyun’s not getting any for a week!”
“I agree. I’m going to wring that little brat’s neck!” Sungmin had never looked so evil in his life. “Wait, that doesn’t include me does it, Mimi?”
“Of course not!” Zhou Mi smirked at the older singer. “Now what do you say we go help Teukie hyung find those “kids”?”
“Gladly.” Sungmin got up cracking his knuckles.
Leeteuk stepped out into the hallway with Zhou Mi and Sungmin in tow as they headed back to his room at full speed. They ran into Siwon in the hallway and all ran to Leeteuk’s room where Heechul and Kyuhyun sat on his bed waiting for him.
Leeteuk glared and them and took a quick look around the room. He found nothing out of place and gave a sigh of relief. Apparently they’d gotten there before they could do anything.
“Cho Kyuhyun, you are going to die!” Sungmin bellowed as he lunged for the maknae but was held back by Leeteuk and Siwon.
“Don’t kill him. Yet.” Siwon said. “Hyung, you said that you wouldn’t prank me.”
“Have I ever not pranked you?” Heechul said smirking.
“Well, no but, I’m mad at you!” Siwon yelled. “No sex for a month!”
“What?! All I did was assume my rightful place on that picture! Jesus wasn't complaining!” Heechul blanched. “That’s not fair!”
“It’s either that or bible study for a month. Every day.” Siwon glared. “Your choice.”
“*sigh* I’lll take” no sex” for three hundred, Alex…” He pouted.
“Huh?”
“Kibum said it was from some American game show…” Heechul explained.
“Oh.”
“Cho Kyuhyun, you are going to be sorry when I’m done with you! So sorry!” Sungmin still tried to break free from his human confines.
“It’s tradition hyung… You can’t break tradition.” Kyuhyun smiled.
“Is that so? Well then, no sex for a week. It’s not an April Fools joke either.” Zhou Mi gave him the most smug look.
“You and I both know that you and Minnie can’t last that long…” Kyuhyun rolled his eyes. “You’ll be crawling back to me in a couple of hours…”
“You testing my patience, Kui Xian?” Zhou Mi asked threateningly. “Keep it up and I’ll make you sleep on the couch.”
“Even you Minnie?” He asked.
“You’re walking on thin ice right now, Kyuhyun-ah…” Sungmin’s icy tone made him sound even more serious.
Kyuhyun looked at both his lovers’ faces and saw that they were quite serious and would do it too. He sighed and hung his head before standing up. He and Heechul went with their respective lovers who made them go to every room and undo all pranks and apologize for their behavior.
After everyone left, Leeteuk sighed and laughed loudly. He was glad that was over even if some of the pranks were priceless. He was looking forward to getting some well-deserved rest. He climbed into bed and fell into a deep slumber.
He didn’t get that far into it because of a heavy weight being dropped on his stomach knocking all the wind out of him.
“What the hell?!” He exclaimed groggily.
“Huh? Teukie hyung? You’re not an alien!” Donghae pouted. “The note from the aliens said they'd be here!”
“What note?!” He asked even though he knew he was not going to like the answer.
“When Heechul hyung and Kyuhyun came to apologize, Kyuhyun said that the aliens said that they were in your room!”
Leeteuk paled.
“Come on Donghae.” Leeteuk sat up and rose from his bed.
“Huh? Where are we going?” Donghae asked.
“We’re going “alien” hunting.” Leeteuk said with an evil smile on his face.
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Author’s Crap: Excuse my fail… It’s April Fools Day and I had to write it…. What do you expect at 2:25 AM? (At the time I wrote this)