[voice] hiatus what's that

[eviltriumphs]

[Post starts with a pretty wet cough and some grumbling. More on this on a later date. Stan clears his throat and starts chuckling. He's been taking stalking lessons from Prussia obvs.]

At last! In lieu of Baseball Slave's absence, Sitar Slave's... Demyx-ness, and Pirate Slave's liberal use of adding -chan to my name, I've at last found a suitable

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[guardianjoker4]

The wedding is off...?

Does that mean you're "Stan darling"?

[eviltriumphs]

I'm not darling anything. I'm Evil King Stan, the most powerful and fearsome monster in the entire cosmos!!

AND I NEVER WANTED TO MARRY THAT SCREECHING IRRITATION!

[guardianjoker4]

Evil King Stan-san? I've never heard of you.

Ehhh? Really? But Linda-san is really nice and pretty and can sing really well!

[eviltriumphs]

Why do you people keep adding things to my name?! EVIL KING STAN. IT'S JUST. EVIL KING STAN. Well, actually, Lord Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV BUT THERE IS NO "CHAN" OR "SAN" IN THAT NAME!! STOP IT! And you haven't heard of me because history professors fail at life.

She is the most clingy, annoying airhead to ever invade my existence.

[guardianjoker4]

But....Evil King Stan sounds...weird. I'd prefer to call you Stan-san. Besides "-san" is used to show respect. You didn't know that did you?

But she's nice!

[eviltriumphs]

It doesn't sound weird!! But... respect you say? .............Fine. Stan-san. Ugh.

Nice?! I'm evil! What good would a nice girl do me?! Besides, she has the intelligence of a rodent's corpse.

[guardianjoker4]

Mm! Respect! Because I don't know you, and because you're a King!

Evil? But...you don't sound evil...

[eviltriumphs]

Hmph. Finally good to see some mortal insect with some sense around here!

Don't be fooled, girl. I'm the Evil King! I'm the ruler of my world, all things that walk, crawl, and fly across the lands! I'm the dictator of darkness, the sheik of shadows, the harbinger of horror! I am Lord Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV, THE EVIL KING! AHAHAHAHA!!

[guardianjoker4]

...Does that mean you have your chip out?

[eviltriumphs]

It's been out.

[guardianjoker4]

Oh wow! How long have you been here Stan-san?

[eviltriumphs]

TOO DAMN LONG! Ugh. The only good that's come of it are watching a cluster of humans wallow in misery and conquering a country, even if said country is entirely useless.

What? Me? Fail? Nooo!

[guardianjoker4]

So...if you're not human...what are you?

Failure is impossible .D.b

[eviltriumphs]

I already told you! I'm an Evil King! The Evil King, actually, since Evil King Gohma is my predecessor and all of the Fake Evil Kings just took my powers and claimed them as their own.

But of course~!

[guardianjoker4]

Evil King...but...an Evil King can be a human too.

[eviltriumphs]

No it can't! Those are two entirely different Classifications!