[voice] hiatus what's that
[Post starts with a pretty wet cough and some grumbling. More on this on a later date. Stan clears his throat and starts chuckling. He's been taking stalking lessons from Prussia obvs.]
At last! In lieu of Baseball Slave's absence, Sitar Slave's... Demyx-ness, and Pirate Slave's liberal use of adding -chan to my name, I've at last found a suitable heir to my throne!
That's right, I've found an heir without the benefit of marriage! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU PINK TICK?! WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED!! RID YOUR STUPID INFATUATION WITH ME LIKE PEOPLE RID THEMSELVES OF RINGWORMS!
Before I get to that, PIRATE SLAVE: to escape a certain someone, I'll be living in your soul after this. Get used to it. You may have to use your hammer to beat back a woman who is haunting me as though she were a cursed ghost.
[Another wet cough, but does that deter him? FUCK NO.]
Hehehehehe. It's perfect! I've seen him in his shadow form--makes me wonder if he isn't lost kin after all, and then I remembered that whores can't get pregnant if you spread sheep's blood on the door--and he certain appeared evil enough! His only downfall is that I hate him. Considering the low standards of this city, not hating him is less of a requirement as it is a bonus.
HEY FOUR-EYES. YOU'RE THE HEIR TO THE PRUSSIAN THRONE. CONGRADULATE YOURSELF AND FIX ME A SANDWICH!! Now that this is secure, I have a wedding to not-plan, a boy in camouflage to find, and a universe to conquer, and I can't do that on an empty stomach!
[A window slams open, his footsteps pound on a floor as he jumps through a fucking WINDOW, and then the voice post ends.]
[ooc: As permissed by Souji-mun, he just jumped through Souji's window. Commentlogs/whatev welcome from Souji and whoever the fuck he lives with. Tags will be slow since I'm likely to get kicked off any minute. ]
At last! In lieu of Baseball Slave's absence, Sitar Slave's... Demyx-ness, and Pirate Slave's liberal use of adding -chan to my name, I've at last found a suitable heir to my throne!
That's right, I've found an heir without the benefit of marriage! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU PINK TICK?! WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED!! RID YOUR STUPID INFATUATION WITH ME LIKE PEOPLE RID THEMSELVES OF RINGWORMS!
Before I get to that, PIRATE SLAVE: to escape a certain someone, I'll be living in your soul after this. Get used to it. You may have to use your hammer to beat back a woman who is haunting me as though she were a cursed ghost.
[Another wet cough, but does that deter him? FUCK NO.]
Hehehehehe. It's perfect! I've seen him in his shadow form--makes me wonder if he isn't lost kin after all, and then I remembered that whores can't get pregnant if you spread sheep's blood on the door--and he certain appeared evil enough! His only downfall is that I hate him. Considering the low standards of this city, not hating him is less of a requirement as it is a bonus.
HEY FOUR-EYES. YOU'RE THE HEIR TO THE PRUSSIAN THRONE. CONGRADULATE YOURSELF AND FIX ME A SANDWICH!! Now that this is secure, I have a wedding to not-plan, a boy in camouflage to find, and a universe to conquer, and I can't do that on an empty stomach!
[A window slams open, his footsteps pound on a floor as he jumps through a fucking WINDOW, and then the voice post ends.]
[ooc: As permissed by Souji-mun, he just jumped through Souji's window. Commentlogs/whatev welcome from Souji and whoever the fuck he lives with. Tags will be slow since I'm likely to get kicked off any minute. ]