[voice] hiatus what's that

[eviltriumphs]

[Post starts with a pretty wet cough and some grumbling. More on this on a later date. Stan clears his throat and starts chuckling. He's been taking stalking lessons from Prussia obvs.]

At last! In lieu of Baseball Slave's absence, Sitar Slave's... Demyx-ness, and Pirate Slave's liberal use of adding -chan to my name, I've at last found a suitable

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[overshadowedboy]

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Do I even want to know?

No I don't....

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[eviltriumphs]

Merely that one slight issue is out of the way and I can resume my conquest for Discedo.

[overshadowedboy]

Or you fell deeper into the insane pit.

[eviltriumphs]

Wait, there's a pit around here? Why the hell haven't I been throwing people in it?!

[overshadowedboy]

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[eviltriumphs]

After I punch that Noisy Freak tomorrow, you will take me to this pit. Maybe that's where that Blimp Butt is hiding.

[overshadowedboy]

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You never listen....

[eviltriumphs]

YOU JUST NEED TO SPEAK UP!

[overshadowedboy]

You are an idiot! There is no pit! You just misunderstand everything because you don't pay attention and have no common sense!

1/3

[eviltriumphs]

2/3

[eviltriumphs]

...Hehehehehe, good to see you have a spine lurking in that fleshy, anemic shell of a body.

[eviltriumphs]

First: I mainly don't pay attention because you hardly ever have anything a) interesting b) sensible c) useful to say. Your thoughts are littered with your own self-pity and constant complaints about those around you. And yet, what do you do to fix it? Slave, I know you're a mess of angsty teenage hormones and a rather socially awkward individual, but for the love of god, stop bitching and get right to the point! Sitar Slave manages to capture my attention and be a worthy slave! You're not trying hard enough because you're too wrapped up in yourself. The only idiocy that shows of me is choosing a slave that needs an attitude adjustment.

Second: Your punishment for your insubordination is to dig me a pit.

Third: Fail the task, and I eat a part of your soul. Your choice.

[overshadowedboy]

I don't want to be your slave!

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Can... can you really do that?

[eviltriumphs]

Slavery isn't an option, boy. You already sealed your fate the day you released me from that bottle and sold your soul to save your sister, hehehehe.

Do you want to find out?

[overshadowedboy]

I didn't do those things though....

No...

[eviltriumphs]

Well, your family did. Close enough.

Then stop your whining! You're digging the pit after this rain lessens enough that you won't die!