[voice] hiatus what's that

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[Post starts with a pretty wet cough and some grumbling. More on this on a later date. Stan clears his throat and starts chuckling. He's been taking stalking lessons from Prussia obvs.]

At last! In lieu of Baseball Slave's absence, Sitar Slave's... Demyx-ness, and Pirate Slave's liberal use of adding -chan to my name, I've at last found a suitable

Comments

[2cool4europe]

YOU CAN'T JUST ADOPT HEIRS WITHOUT TELLING ME!

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I JUST TOLD YOU! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THIS POST WAS ABOUT?!

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YOU HAVE TO TELL ME BEFORE YOU ADOPT THE BASTARD, YOU BASTARD!

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WHAT AM I, YOUR KEEPER?! I WASN'T GOING TO TRACK YOU DOWN WHEN I ALREADY HAD FOUR-EYES WHERE I WANT HIM! WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT ANYWAY?! YOU'VE GOT AN HEIR! A MALE ONE! A MALE HEIR WITH DARK POWERS! WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT?!

[2cool4europe]

WELL, HAVE YOU CHECKED HIM FOR DISEASES? HEMOPHILIA? SMALL POX? MALARIA? YELLOW FEVER? TUBERCULOSIS?

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Tuber--

WHATEVER, I'LL FIX WHATEVER DISEASES AND/OR PARASITES HE MAY POSSESS! OR I'LL JUST RIP HIS SOUL OUT AND RID HIM OF HIS STEADILY DECAYING MORTAL BODY. AT LEAST HE'S NOT A HIDEOUS BASTARD!!

[2cool4europe]

YOU CAN'T DO THAT! RIPPING OUT HIS SOUL WILL KILL HIM YOU IDIOT.

YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. RUN HOME, MAYBE YOU'LL GET A PRESENT. I HOPE YOU GET A NEW PILLOW TO CRY ON TO. ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING HOW YOU ATE YOUR LAST ONE.

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YOU NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!! I'LL JUST PUT THE SOUL IN A NEW BODY, OR MAKE HIM A NEW ONE, I DUNNO. I HAVE LOTS OF OPTIONS!

GRRR, AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT IT?! TEST THE BOY, GO AHEAD! I HOPE I GET ANOTHER PILLOW TOO SO I CAN SMOTHER YOU WITH IT, BECAUSE AT THE MOMENT I CAN BARELY KEEP FROM INCINERATING YOU WITH ANY NUMBER OF SPELLS I HAVE HIDDEN UP MY SLEEVES!!