[voice] hiatus what's that

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[Post starts with a pretty wet cough and some grumbling. More on this on a later date. Stan clears his throat and starts chuckling. He's been taking stalking lessons from Prussia obvs.]

At last! In lieu of Baseball Slave's absence, Sitar Slave's... Demyx-ness, and Pirate Slave's liberal use of adding -chan to my name, I've at last found a suitable

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I HAVE A SON!?

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...Do you have an allergy to acid?

If the answer is yes, we'll get married. Right now. I'll just be the shadow groom so my handsome doesn't melt off my face and my clothes aren't ruined any further than they already are.

Speaking of which, I need to go take a new shirt from my new son.

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YOU JUST AGREED TO MARRY ME!

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Only on one condition: you agree to do it when the weather is horrible enough that there is a very good chance you will die.

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We'll just get married inside, then!

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Outside. I'll only agree to outside.

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Silly, Stan darling! You already said you'd marry me while there was bad weather! You can't just keep adding things on!

But, like, if you're so totally obsessed with that, then I'm sure we can find a covered, outside place!

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WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!

WHOOO LAGS??? WHOOOOOOOOOOO?

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Because our love keeps me strong, even in the face of, like, totally bad stuff!

YOU ARE MY QUESSSTTTTT

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This is ridiculous. Ridiculous.

I cannot understand what you're saying because you are not on my quest.

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No, darling! It's L-O-V-E!

Now, let's go get married!

I'm sorry, what? I'm sorry, WHAT? I'M SORRY, WHAAAAT?!

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No, you vile valley girl. It's S-T-U-P-I-D. JUST LIKE YOU!

Y-you won't agree to the circumstances, so the wedding's off!

I HAVE RECRUITED MORE WARRIORS FOR THE HOLY ARMY.

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But I totally did agree! That means we're already officially married! We just have to have the ceremony now!

LINDAAAAA GET THE FUCK OUT. JESUS.

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WE'RE NOT MARRIED UNTIL THERE'S A CEREMONY, AND I'M NOT AGREEING TO A CEREMONY WHERE YOU WON'T DIE, SO WE'RE NEVER GETTING MARRIED!!

YOU HAVE NO VIRGINS WAITING FOR YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE VIRGIN

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That's not how it works, Stan darling!