[Voice Post] [static-y]

[eviltriumphs]

[The device clicks on to a rush of static. In the background, the horrifying sounds of Latimir can be heard--babies wailing, people screaming, the works. And amongst it all is Stan. Laughing.]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ahhhh, nothing better to improve my mood than a literal House of Horrors.  Unlike you spineless worms, I'm perfectly content among such macabre

Comments

It's in the proper place now.

[playwitchu]

You are marrying Linda-chan?! How do you know her?

lol whoops didn't even notice FIX'D

[eviltriumphs]

First of all: NO I AM NOT MARRYING HER SHE HAS A SICK, SICK MIND!!!

Second: She was a horrendous singer in Madril when I first came across her. Not wanting my ears to bleed anymore, I gave her some pointers. Then the wench repays me by stealing my powers and becoming a Fake Evil King. My slave and I beat her within an inch of her life to take it back, and now she adores me. No, I can't find the logic either.

XD IT'S MY FAULT AS I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE! XD;

[playwitchu]

You shouldn't about Linda-chan like that though she is a little 'special'.

You can't make her change her mind so just accept it.

IT'S ALL GOOD :Db

[eviltriumphs]

Can't I just pawn her off on someone else? I know I'm sexy, but surely she'll find the desire for another, right? ...RIGHT?!

...

PHANTOM FREAK WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

Yay! ^o^

[playwitchu]

It's like trying to make one of those dogs into a lap dog. I don't see the problem as she will always be by your side and won't betray you.

[eviltriumphs]

SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO LOVE ME TO BE A QUALITY SLAVE GIRL!!! She was just the same when she liked that floating Fake!

I. Refuse. To be. Cuddly and bubbly.

[playwitchu]

She's your slave?

Have you thought that she loves you for who you are?

[eviltriumphs]

Eh, close enough. But I didn't even get the satisfaction of enslaving her, she just started FOLLOWING me!!

...

That makes little difference. I don't do "love".

[playwitchu]

Then don't call her a slave if she choose to follow you on her own will.

You don't have to but you don't have to be mean to her. It would only encourage her.