[Voice Post] [static-y]
[The device clicks on to a rush of static. In the background, the horrifying sounds of Latimir can be heard--babies wailing, people screaming, the works. And amongst it all is Stan. Laughing.]
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ahhhh, nothing better to improve my mood than a literal House of Horrors. Unlike you spineless worms, I'm perfectly content among such macabre decor. Not quite as satisfying as a cave, though.
[A baby pops out of a wall, crying out to Stan. The undead infant's cries cause another burst of static and then... BAM. Stan punches it right in the face. The wailing is reduced to whimpers before Stan ends it once in for all with a crackle of Raging Devil.]
TODAY IS IS A GRAND DAY!! Too bad you're back to normal, Baseball Slave. Your other self would have enjoyed this, hehehehe...
THE REST OF YOU SLAVES, REPORT! As much fun as destroying helpless demons may be, I still need to keep up with events outside of this accursed building. Ignorance is for those without ambitions of ruling.
Oh, and one final note to everyone:
LINDA AND I ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED. SHE IS A VERY LONELY, SICK LITTLE GIRL WHO FOR SOME REASON HAS LATCHED ONTO ME LIKE A PINK TICK. DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU SCREECHING ANNOYANCE?! YOU'RE A PAWN, A LACKEY, A TOOL!!!
[There is a moment of silence before there's the snarl of dogs and the moans of nurses. Predictibly, Stan just chuckles.]
The only thing that bastard hobo has ever done right--!
[A dog yelps, and the audio clicks off.]
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ahhhh, nothing better to improve my mood than a literal House of Horrors. Unlike you spineless worms, I'm perfectly content among such macabre decor. Not quite as satisfying as a cave, though.
[A baby pops out of a wall, crying out to Stan. The undead infant's cries cause another burst of static and then... BAM. Stan punches it right in the face. The wailing is reduced to whimpers before Stan ends it once in for all with a crackle of Raging Devil.]
TODAY IS IS A GRAND DAY!! Too bad you're back to normal, Baseball Slave. Your other self would have enjoyed this, hehehehe...
THE REST OF YOU SLAVES, REPORT! As much fun as destroying helpless demons may be, I still need to keep up with events outside of this accursed building. Ignorance is for those without ambitions of ruling.
Oh, and one final note to everyone:
LINDA AND I ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED. SHE IS A VERY LONELY, SICK LITTLE GIRL WHO FOR SOME REASON HAS LATCHED ONTO ME LIKE A PINK TICK. DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU SCREECHING ANNOYANCE?! YOU'RE A PAWN, A LACKEY, A TOOL!!!
[There is a moment of silence before there's the snarl of dogs and the moans of nurses. Predictibly, Stan just chuckles.]
The only thing that bastard hobo has ever done right--!
[A dog yelps, and the audio clicks off.]