[Voice Post] [static-y]

Aug 17, 2008 17:44

[The device clicks on to a rush of static. In the background, the horrifying sounds of Latimir can be heard--babies wailing, people screaming, the works. And amongst it all is Stan. Laughing.]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ahhhh, nothing better to improve my mood than a literal House of Horrors.  Unlike you spineless worms, I'm perfectly content among such macabre ( Read more... )

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omniconcert August 17 2008, 23:20:31 UTC
Oh Stan darling, don't yoy worry. I've, like, told all of our friends about our wedding plans. You're just getting cold feet and whatever.

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omniconcert August 18 2008, 00:40:48 UTC
Totally!

Coach is just upset that I totally told everyone ahead of time.

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eviltriumphs August 18 2008, 02:39:57 UTC
WHAT?! NO! NONONONONONO!!!

WHAT PART OF "WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED" DID YOUR LIMITED BRAIN CAPACITY NOT COMPREHEND?!

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Lol responded to the wrong one before. omniconcert August 18 2008, 02:46:57 UTC
Every guy gets cold feet before the Big Day, you know?

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eviltriumphs August 18 2008, 02:54:12 UTC
...Dear lord you are unstoppable.

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omniconcert August 18 2008, 02:55:45 UTC
Aww, you're just so totally sweet.

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eviltriumphs August 18 2008, 03:28:06 UTC
WHAT?!?! NO. NOT SWEET. EVIL. EVIL!!!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, YOU SCREECHING PINK NUISANCE!!!

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omniconcert August 18 2008, 03:29:21 UTC
And that's why I L-O-V-E you! You're so cute, and sweet, and evil, and adorable!

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eviltriumphs August 18 2008, 03:32:54 UTC
Die.

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omniconcert August 18 2008, 03:34:40 UTC
So we can, like, be reunited once we're dead? Don't worry, Stan darling, you'll live through the creepy babies and zombies! Then we can be together forever!

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There are no words for Stan's horror and dispair at the moment eviltriumphs August 18 2008, 03:36:39 UTC
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omniconcert August 18 2008, 03:39:05 UTC
Ewww! You've been around Ari, like, way too long! Now you sound like him!

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eviltriumphs August 18 2008, 03:46:10 UTC
If I keep up the ellipses of failure like Slave does, will you finally be repulsed by me enough to not want to marry me?

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omniconcert August 18 2008, 03:48:32 UTC
Of course not, Stan darling! I'll still love you no matter what!

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eviltriumphs August 18 2008, 04:58:19 UTC
Ugh.

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