[Voice Post] [static-y]

[eviltriumphs]

[The device clicks on to a rush of static. In the background, the horrifying sounds of Latimir can be heard--babies wailing, people screaming, the works. And amongst it all is Stan. Laughing.]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ahhhh, nothing better to improve my mood than a literal House of Horrors.  Unlike you spineless worms, I'm perfectly content among such macabre

Comments

[prodigal_axe]

Stay away from her.

[eviltriumphs]

You make it sound like it's that easy. If you can keep her away until I need her powers--heck, MAKE HER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU!--I will be nothing but relieved

[prodigal_axe]

Just tell her I have a shotgun.

[eviltriumphs]

I warn you: that will probably encourage her.

[prodigal_axe]

-Facepalm-

Uh. Act scared of it maybe?

[eviltriumphs]

So I either lose my dignity or gain... her.

Still debating which would be the lesser hell.

[prodigal_axe]

Think about it the next time you talk to her? I bet you'll decide quick.