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[eviltriumphs]

Their arrival couldn't possibly have come at a better time! ...Well, other than when I arrived. They're damn lucky they arrived before I got really irritated at them, though.

LISTEN UP, SLAVES.

Now, as I am currently under the duty of keeping a keen eye on Baseball Slave before he somehow concocts a new way to mutilate himself, I'll have to give you

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[quirky_sitar]

G-going?

But...I don't wan- I can't! Harry's put me in charge of watching over things at Marshall Street!

[eviltriumphs]

We're not leaving yet, dolt! You need to gather information on what has already been explored first!! I'm not charging out into the unknown without a map without good reason. And if this "Harry" isn't back in time for our departure? TOO BAD. He shouldn't be ordering my slaves around!!

[quirky_sitar]

Oh. Then you wanna ask those kids who took the raft out, or Garcian Smith. They'd know more about being out past the city.

Well...Harry Mason's got a shotgun. He blows peoples heads off with it. So he'd really be a better person to have on your side than against you.

[eviltriumphs]

Not my job. Your job. I don't care how you find out, just do it!!

Hmmm. Point taken. That might be pretty useful in the future. And you've already earned his good favor?

[quirky_sitar]

I...think so? I mean he sort of put me in charge while he's busy, but...But they've got a kid who's really hot on evil plots over there, so...um.

You don't think you're going about all this in a sort of not-sneaky way?

[eviltriumphs]

HAH, sneakiness is for the weak. But you may have a good thought there, Sitar Slave. Cunning is a prized virtue of any evil being. I'll keep my plans for conquest and the true capacity of my power to a select few. Everyone else can just assume I'm a psychopath in the mean time! It's working well enough for that Walter bastard.

[quirky_sitar]

...Well, at least you don't like Walter either.

[eviltriumphs]

MY UTTER LOATHING FOR THAT SMELLY HOBO FREAK CANNOT EVEN BE EXPRESSED WITH MERE WORDS!!! I have to work and plan to accomplish my evil goals! This guy shows up, starts rambling incoherently about his mom and I don't even know what else AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE'S THE TALK OF THE TOWN!! HE STOLE MY TERROR!!! So what if he killed a few people?! Big deal! I've crushed entire civilizations and set countless villages ablaze in my conquest! ...That was before the bottle BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

He doesn't seem too inclined to take my throne, so I'll save his suffering until I've accomplished my goals. I STILL HATE HIM WITH A FIREY PASSION, THOUGH.

[quirky_sitar]

Well I guess that's mostly 'cause...um. You haven't killed any guys from this place before? So no one remembers you to be afraid, like Henry and Cynthia? I mean Linda really only seems to like you a whole lot, so...you don't come off as so terrible, really.

...Like when Xemnas showed up. Keybearer's panicked and locked down all of Latimir apartments.

So it's not really your fault, that you're being so bad at evil or anything. And it's no one else's fault for not knowing you well enough to be afraid. Its kinda the Sneaky Group's fault, for not bringing along anyone who remembers you at the height of your terror and triumph.

[eviltriumphs]

...You make an excellent argument. Ari is the only one who seems to remotely cower, but he's so spineless that hardly counts for anything.

However, this only brings up the point that I will have to work extra hard to earn my standing here. It will be slow going, but I know that I will be successful and humanity will bow before my horrifying visage! HAHAHAHA!!

Note to self: speak to Sneaky Group about acquiring James. If anyone's good at spreading rumors about the extent of my true terror, it will be him!

[quirky_sitar]

Are you...sure you're not a heartless?

[eviltriumphs]

Must I really repeat myself? A heartless, no. Heartless, yes. I'm an Evil King, I can't afford something as petty as sympathy!

[quirky_sitar]

I- I'm not trying to sympathize, your...evilness!

Just trying to figure out what you are exactly, that you can do that Shadow-thing.

[eviltriumphs]

Good. And... I rather like that title. Keep up the good work, Sitar Slave.

I'm not the Shadow Evil King for nothing. I'm Evil King Stan. End of story. If you want any more details, you'd have to talk to that Belioune freak who made the Classification list. Not like you could, considering how he disappeared after his defeat and all.

[quirky_sitar]

Oh...right. Linda's...told me, about that Classification thing, but-

It's...honestly kinda hard to ever have a real clue what she's talking about. What is classification, anyway?

[sonotyourmom]

Hey! Don't talk about my dad like that!!