[Voice Post]
Their arrival couldn't possibly have come at a better time! ...Well, other than when I arrived. They're damn lucky they arrived before I got really irritated at them, though.
LISTEN UP, SLAVES.
Now, as I am currently under the duty of keeping a keen eye on Baseball Slave before he somehow concocts a new way to mutilate himself, I'll have to give you your orders from his shadow. And don't think just because I'm overshadowing Ness means you can slack on your duties! I AM AN OMNIPRESENT, REMORSELESS BEING OF UNLIMITED POWER AND DARKNESS!! I will know if you have betrayed your contract of undying servitude.
Alright.
SITAR SLAVE AND BUBBLY ANNOYANCE. First off, keep each other out of trouble. Linda, I know you're exceptionally slow when it comes to the monstrous beasts that live around here. If you become injured, you will be no use to me, and by then you will begging that those ghosts had gotten to you first. You're already on thin ice after the whole Fake Evil King fiasco. Don't test me.
Now, Sitar Slave. Naturally, Discedo will not be the only land I shall claim under my rule. It's a good start as far as information and supplies go, but this place is rather drab. Where the hell is the fun in conquering an already broken wasteland?!? I can't properly strike fear into the hearts of the helpless if their morale is already dead and rotting!! IT IS A INDIGNITY TO HAVE TO WORK UNDER SUCH PITIFUL CONDITIONS!!! Ugh. Your current job is to gather up all the supplies I have in my room, and make the other slaves do such with their own belongings. Go around and find as much information as you can about exploring the outer boundaries. Whatever the natural obstacle though, we are going.
If Linda can run around the Pospos Snowfields in that embarrasingly short dress without so much as a complaint, I don't expect a single word out of the rest of you, GOT IT?
Moving on. FEMALE SLAVE. Seeing as how Ness has absolutely no common sense or regard to his own personal safety, I may need your femine care taking at some point. He just seems absolutely fixed on this hero nonesense!
But Stan--! QUIET SLAVE. I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR SICKENINGLY GOOD HEART AND CHARITABLE DEEDS. I'm only fortunate that porky fool of a hero isn't here to corrupt your mind even further!! You're lucky I'm such a kind master to you, Baseball Slave. You have not even seen me truly angry yet.
Anyway, you already know that your only assignment is to hurry up and recover. Honestly, I have never once cursed the frailty of humans! Normally it's a good thing, but this is just infuriating!! GET WELL SOON OR YOUR TRAINING INTENSITY WILL ONLY DOUBLE. Then you will know the true meaning of the word pain!!!
Moving on. ARI SLAVE. Give Ness the basics of what it means to be a true companion to a souless Evil King! I will require you to help him train, so you'd best get back into shape soon. Go around, kill some monsters, kill some people I don't care just kill something! The more battles, the stronger you will grow. Until Baseball Slave's leg isn't a potential target for amputation, you'll have to be the one to rely on when it comes to strength. I know you've been subjected to severe brain damage, but can you remember if you still have that odd glowing thing? While your at it, tell me what supplies you have on you.
And a note to anyone else:
IF YOU EVEN TOUCH BASEBALL SLAVE or keep annoying me and supporting his revolting obsession with helping, I WILL LIQUEFY EVERY ORGAN YOU EVER HELD PRECIOUS AND CAUTERIZE YOUR TEAR DUCTS.
THIS "RECOVERY" THING IS ENDLESS ENOUGH AS IS. I DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE DELAYING MY GOALS.
LISTEN UP, SLAVES.
Now, as I am currently under the duty of keeping a keen eye on Baseball Slave before he somehow concocts a new way to mutilate himself, I'll have to give you your orders from his shadow. And don't think just because I'm overshadowing Ness means you can slack on your duties! I AM AN OMNIPRESENT, REMORSELESS BEING OF UNLIMITED POWER AND DARKNESS!! I will know if you have betrayed your contract of undying servitude.
Alright.
SITAR SLAVE AND BUBBLY ANNOYANCE. First off, keep each other out of trouble. Linda, I know you're exceptionally slow when it comes to the monstrous beasts that live around here. If you become injured, you will be no use to me, and by then you will begging that those ghosts had gotten to you first. You're already on thin ice after the whole Fake Evil King fiasco. Don't test me.
Now, Sitar Slave. Naturally, Discedo will not be the only land I shall claim under my rule. It's a good start as far as information and supplies go, but this place is rather drab. Where the hell is the fun in conquering an already broken wasteland?!? I can't properly strike fear into the hearts of the helpless if their morale is already dead and rotting!! IT IS A INDIGNITY TO HAVE TO WORK UNDER SUCH PITIFUL CONDITIONS!!! Ugh. Your current job is to gather up all the supplies I have in my room, and make the other slaves do such with their own belongings. Go around and find as much information as you can about exploring the outer boundaries. Whatever the natural obstacle though, we are going.
If Linda can run around the Pospos Snowfields in that embarrasingly short dress without so much as a complaint, I don't expect a single word out of the rest of you, GOT IT?
Moving on. FEMALE SLAVE. Seeing as how Ness has absolutely no common sense or regard to his own personal safety, I may need your femine care taking at some point. He just seems absolutely fixed on this hero nonesense!
But Stan--! QUIET SLAVE. I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR SICKENINGLY GOOD HEART AND CHARITABLE DEEDS. I'm only fortunate that porky fool of a hero isn't here to corrupt your mind even further!! You're lucky I'm such a kind master to you, Baseball Slave. You have not even seen me truly angry yet.
Anyway, you already know that your only assignment is to hurry up and recover. Honestly, I have never once cursed the frailty of humans! Normally it's a good thing, but this is just infuriating!! GET WELL SOON OR YOUR TRAINING INTENSITY WILL ONLY DOUBLE. Then you will know the true meaning of the word pain!!!
Moving on. ARI SLAVE. Give Ness the basics of what it means to be a true companion to a souless Evil King! I will require you to help him train, so you'd best get back into shape soon. Go around, kill some monsters, kill some people I don't care just kill something! The more battles, the stronger you will grow. Until Baseball Slave's leg isn't a potential target for amputation, you'll have to be the one to rely on when it comes to strength. I know you've been subjected to severe brain damage, but can you remember if you still have that odd glowing thing? While your at it, tell me what supplies you have on you.
And a note to anyone else:
IF YOU EVEN TOUCH BASEBALL SLAVE or keep annoying me and supporting his revolting obsession with helping, I WILL LIQUEFY EVERY ORGAN YOU EVER HELD PRECIOUS AND CAUTERIZE YOUR TEAR DUCTS.
THIS "RECOVERY" THING IS ENDLESS ENOUGH AS IS. I DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE DELAYING MY GOALS.