MELRIN AND ARTHUER: A ROMATNIC TRADGEY WITH A HAPPY ENDIGN
Title: Melrin and Arthuer: A ROMATNIC TRADGEY WITH A HAPPY ENDIGN
Pairing: Melrin/Arthuer
Rating: not suited for literate adults
Word Count: less than 1,000--but trust me, you don't want more
Summary: the below:
buttered_onions: I keep typing Arthuer
itachitachi: well, I keep typing Melrin.
buttered_onions: Melrin and Arthuer
itachitachi: ....
buttered_onions: 8D
itachitachi: a match made in heaven, surely.
buttered_onions: indeed.
buttered_onions: a parallel universe?!
buttered_onions: ohgodIsensebadfic
buttered_onions: that could be such an awesome bad fic
buttered_onions: Melrin and arthuer
itachitachi: ..............
itachitachi: keep talking and I'll write it
itachitachi: one day in land calld Calmeot thre was a mighty prince naemd Arthuer and he had a menservant named Melrin
itachitachi: and they arguegd all th time bur it really emant they liked eac other a whol lot
itachitachi: its realyl hard to type liekt his i'm pretneding not to looks at my fingers
itachitachi: its kind of messy wait that sentaence came out okay
itachitachi: anyeay Melrin and ARthuer
itachitachi: they werw sercretly in love
buttered_onions: sercretly?!
buttered_onions: moar liek PSASTINOATELY
itachitachi: taht is lies tehy were serceretly in loev
itachitachi: they did not nkow thatthe otherone lieked them
itachitachi: they moanned to tehmselves in priveat
itachitachi: about how in love theyh werew
itachitachi: one day MElrin wewtn to hsi best bfirend Gewn and sad GWEN I AM LIN LOVE WITHH ARHTEUR
itachitachi: WHATDO I DDO
itachitachi: and GWen sdia OH MELRIN WHY
itachitachi: WHY RAENT YOU IN LOEV WITHH ME
itachitachi: and Melrin sadi I AM SORYR GEWN I AM QUUER
buttered_onions: THEN SHE FLEEED AND SOBBDE TO MORGNNA
itachitachi: but tehn Mlerin hadd no freiends but Gaiuauis
itachitachi: and willl btu he was in Ealodr and diddin't matterr
buttered_onions: will wass alos kinda deed <--OMG SPIOLER DO NOTT REEEAD IFF U HAEVN'T SEEN TEH EPISOED
itachitachi: I DIDN"T LEIK WILLL THOOUH SOO IT WAS OKAY
buttered_onions: OKAY
itachitachi: but thinkign abotu Willl maed Melrin thinkn of Arthuer beause botht WIell and aRthuer are boys soo they r similar
itachitachi: and he wass sad because Artheur didn't love hitm
buttered_onions: (both will and arthur are boys NO WAI)
itachitachi: excetpt the srecret was theat Arthtuer acutally DDII LOVE MELIRN
itachitachi: so meanriwhile while Melrin was cryying into his pilloow Arthuer wass also itn hsi room cryingn
itachitachi: becausee Melrin DIDN"T LOEV HIM
buttered_onions: and then Morgnna wakleded in onn him!!!!!
itachitachi: andnthen ARthuer was liek GO AWAY MOARGANA
itachitachi: and Moeragana was liek NO ARTHUER YOU MUST NKNOWW
itachitachi: GWEEN TOLD ME MELRIN LEIKES YOU
itachitachi: and Arthurht was liek NO WAI
buttered_onions: Arthuer culd not beleif itt!!
buttered_onions: it was IMPOSSSILBE
itachitachi: and so hes fcried harrder intoo his pillowow because nott olnly did Melirn nott like him but Moragan was LYING To HIm
buttered_onions: LAL TEH WORDL WAS AGAIUNST hIM.
itachitachi: btu Moaragna was leik ARtheurr LISTEN TO MEE I AM NOT LYINIG
itachitachi: and he was liek you ARE A DIRTY LIAAR
buttered_onions: aand tehn he threwss a DAGGIR @ HER HAED
itachitachi: but sinece Moargana is secretly awesomse she defelcted the dagerr with 1 of her earringss
itachitachi: it bouncedd and hitt ARthuer in his manyly chesst!!1!!!!!
itachitachi: and Arthuer was like MOARGANA YOU TRIED TO KILL ME I AM DYIGN
itachitachi: and she was likes OMG ARHUER SORRY
itachitachi: I"LL HELP YUO WALKK TO GAUIUAIUS
buttered_onions: ANDA SHE DIID
buttered_onions: and was leik MELRIN U MUSST HALP ME
itachitachi: ANddn Melrin came out of hisi Room andn hsi face swas covererd in tearrs bcause he hadbeen cryinig
itachitachi: he saw Arhtuer with a dageger in his manlyy chest and starterd to CRY AGAININ
buttered_onions: Arhtuerr's hearrt went oUt 2 Himm
buttered_onions: not liek literalli butt ALMSOT BECUS HE WA SINJIREED
itachitachi: Melrin was liek ARTHEURH YOU ARE DYINGN????? NNOOOOO
buttered_onions: Artheur was like MELRIN IS THAT YUO, I CANNTO SEE LAL IS GOIN' DARK
itachitachi: And MOragannaa was liek MELRIN WHARE IS GAAIUIUS
itachitachi: and he was lieke I DON"T KNOW I DON"T NOW HWO TO CURE ARHTUER EITHERR
itachitachi: and she wass liek MELRIN USSE YOUR MAGICK
buttered_onions: melrin SPUTTTTTERED
buttered_onions: MAGIKC WHUT MAGICK
itachitachi: andd Moarganan was liek MELRIN CANNT YOU SEE ARTHEUR IS DYING
itachitachi: YOU MUSST SAVE HIM
itachitachi: and Melrin KNEW ITT WAS TREUE
buttered_onions: 4 Arhtuer wa ssputtergin too, not becus he had herd Moarganana butt becus he aws DIEING
buttered_onions: and thenn he DIIED OH NOO
buttered_onions: and Moargnana was leik .........MELRIN HE IS DEAD
buttered_onions: and then Melrin was liek OH NOES I MUSST BE TO DIE TOO
buttered_onions: and then it is like ROMEO/JUIETE THING ONLY THEY R LAL DED!
itachitachi: BUTT I WANTN A HAPYY ENDIGN
buttered_onions: adnd then in HEavin Arthuer is likee MELRIN Y R U DEED YOOU KNEED TO LIIIIFVE and Melrin is liek I DIEDED BECUS YOU DIEDED YOU PRAAAT WEA RE TWO SIEDS OF TEH SUME COININ
buttered_onions: and Artheur is liek Oh.
itachitachi: NOOO
buttered_onions: and they arr happie togehter IN HEAVIN.
itachitachi: STOPPP
buttered_onions: THEEND
itachitachi: except now we have an alternate endingg WHERE They are nOt Dead
buttered_onions: OKAY
itachitachi: so Melrin usedd his Scret Magickk Powers to heall ARtheur's wuonds
buttered_onions: anda Artheur was ALIFVE
itachitachi: thw world was nott dark naynomore
itachitachi: whichh means he coauld see when Melrin ussed his Magickk
buttered_onions: OH NOESSS
itachitachi: Artheur was liek MELRIN WHAT IS TAHT MAGICKK???
itachitachi: and Melrin was leik ARTHUER I"M SRORY
itachitachi: IT WAS MY DEEEP DARK SRCRET
buttered_onions: Arthuer ponderred tis for two secnds
buttered_onions: two sends was lal he kneeded
buttered_onions: becus he had a DEEEP DARK SRCRETT TWO!
itachitachi: OMGMGGGG
buttered_onions: HE LURVED MELRIN.
itachitachi: SO HE SAD SO OUTLUOD.
itachitachi: MELRIN I LURGVE YOUUUUU!!!!!!
buttered_onions: Melrin wa SHOKCD.
itachitachi: sand then he was liek omgm to himsefl IT'S MY DREEM COEME TRUE
itachitachi: ANd he had too pinch hismelf just incase
buttered_onions: butt it was reeel!
buttered_onions: Artheur luffed him1
itachitachi: and he loevedd ARhteur
buttered_onions: so he sed so
itachitachi: ARTHEURHEUR I LOVOEEEE YOUUUUUU!!!!
buttered_onions: and then with Moarganana as a witeness they prcoeeded to maek their love REEL!
itachitachi: THEYy KISSED ONT HE LIPS AND GOTT MARREID
buttered_onions: CHATSELY
itachitachi: and nthen ARtheur todl Utherr DAD I GOTT MARRIESD TO MELRIN
itachitachi: and Uthere gavehis Kingly BLessign
buttered_onions: Uother was leik ABOT TIEM SON
itachitachi: adn then tehy lived happilly ever atfter for lal of tiem
itachitachi: and Melrin was the prettyiest princess ever excepte for Arthuer hismself.
buttered_onions: TEH END
buttered_onions: (PART TWO: BABIES(
Pairing: Melrin/Arthuer
Rating: not suited for literate adults
Word Count: less than 1,000--but trust me, you don't want more
Summary: the below:
buttered_onions: I keep typing Arthuer
itachitachi: well, I keep typing Melrin.
buttered_onions: Melrin and Arthuer
itachitachi: ....
buttered_onions: 8D
itachitachi: a match made in heaven, surely.
buttered_onions: indeed.
buttered_onions: a parallel universe?!
buttered_onions: ohgodIsensebadfic
buttered_onions: that could be such an awesome bad fic
buttered_onions: Melrin and arthuer
itachitachi: ..............
itachitachi: keep talking and I'll write it
itachitachi: one day in land calld Calmeot thre was a mighty prince naemd Arthuer and he had a menservant named Melrin
itachitachi: and they arguegd all th time bur it really emant they liked eac other a whol lot
itachitachi: its realyl hard to type liekt his i'm pretneding not to looks at my fingers
itachitachi: its kind of messy wait that sentaence came out okay
itachitachi: anyeay Melrin and ARthuer
itachitachi: they werw sercretly in love
buttered_onions: sercretly?!
buttered_onions: moar liek PSASTINOATELY
itachitachi: taht is lies tehy were serceretly in loev
itachitachi: they did not nkow thatthe otherone lieked them
itachitachi: they moanned to tehmselves in priveat
itachitachi: about how in love theyh werew
itachitachi: one day MElrin wewtn to hsi best bfirend Gewn and sad GWEN I AM LIN LOVE WITHH ARHTEUR
itachitachi: WHATDO I DDO
itachitachi: and GWen sdia OH MELRIN WHY
itachitachi: WHY RAENT YOU IN LOEV WITHH ME
itachitachi: and Melrin sadi I AM SORYR GEWN I AM QUUER
buttered_onions: THEN SHE FLEEED AND SOBBDE TO MORGNNA
itachitachi: but tehn Mlerin hadd no freiends but Gaiuauis
itachitachi: and willl btu he was in Ealodr and diddin't matterr
buttered_onions: will wass alos kinda deed <--OMG SPIOLER DO NOTT REEEAD IFF U HAEVN'T SEEN TEH EPISOED
itachitachi: I DIDN"T LEIK WILLL THOOUH SOO IT WAS OKAY
buttered_onions: OKAY
itachitachi: but thinkign abotu Willl maed Melrin thinkn of Arthuer beause botht WIell and aRthuer are boys soo they r similar
itachitachi: and he wass sad because Artheur didn't love hitm
buttered_onions: (both will and arthur are boys NO WAI)
itachitachi: excetpt the srecret was theat Arthtuer acutally DDII LOVE MELIRN
itachitachi: so meanriwhile while Melrin was cryying into his pilloow Arthuer wass also itn hsi room cryingn
itachitachi: becausee Melrin DIDN"T LOEV HIM
buttered_onions: and then Morgnna wakleded in onn him!!!!!
itachitachi: andnthen ARthuer was liek GO AWAY MOARGANA
itachitachi: and Moeragana was liek NO ARTHUER YOU MUST NKNOWW
itachitachi: GWEEN TOLD ME MELRIN LEIKES YOU
itachitachi: and Arthurht was liek NO WAI
buttered_onions: Arthuer culd not beleif itt!!
buttered_onions: it was IMPOSSSILBE
itachitachi: and so hes fcried harrder intoo his pillowow because nott olnly did Melirn nott like him but Moragan was LYING To HIm
buttered_onions: LAL TEH WORDL WAS AGAIUNST hIM.
itachitachi: btu Moaragna was leik ARtheurr LISTEN TO MEE I AM NOT LYINIG
itachitachi: and he was liek you ARE A DIRTY LIAAR
buttered_onions: aand tehn he threwss a DAGGIR @ HER HAED
itachitachi: but sinece Moargana is secretly awesomse she defelcted the dagerr with 1 of her earringss
itachitachi: it bouncedd and hitt ARthuer in his manyly chesst!!1!!!!!
itachitachi: and Arthuer was like MOARGANA YOU TRIED TO KILL ME I AM DYIGN
itachitachi: and she was likes OMG ARHUER SORRY
itachitachi: I"LL HELP YUO WALKK TO GAUIUAIUS
buttered_onions: ANDA SHE DIID
buttered_onions: and was leik MELRIN U MUSST HALP ME
itachitachi: ANddn Melrin came out of hisi Room andn hsi face swas covererd in tearrs bcause he hadbeen cryinig
itachitachi: he saw Arhtuer with a dageger in his manlyy chest and starterd to CRY AGAININ
buttered_onions: Arhtuerr's hearrt went oUt 2 Himm
buttered_onions: not liek literalli butt ALMSOT BECUS HE WA SINJIREED
itachitachi: Melrin was liek ARTHEURH YOU ARE DYINGN????? NNOOOOO
buttered_onions: Artheur was like MELRIN IS THAT YUO, I CANNTO SEE LAL IS GOIN' DARK
itachitachi: And MOragannaa was liek MELRIN WHARE IS GAAIUIUS
itachitachi: and he was lieke I DON"T KNOW I DON"T NOW HWO TO CURE ARHTUER EITHERR
itachitachi: and she wass liek MELRIN USSE YOUR MAGICK
buttered_onions: melrin SPUTTTTTERED
buttered_onions: MAGIKC WHUT MAGICK
itachitachi: andd Moarganan was liek MELRIN CANNT YOU SEE ARTHEUR IS DYING
itachitachi: YOU MUSST SAVE HIM
itachitachi: and Melrin KNEW ITT WAS TREUE
buttered_onions: 4 Arhtuer wa ssputtergin too, not becus he had herd Moarganana butt becus he aws DIEING
buttered_onions: and thenn he DIIED OH NOO
buttered_onions: and Moargnana was leik .........MELRIN HE IS DEAD
buttered_onions: and then Melrin was liek OH NOES I MUSST BE TO DIE TOO
buttered_onions: and then it is like ROMEO/JUIETE THING ONLY THEY R LAL DED!
itachitachi: BUTT I WANTN A HAPYY ENDIGN
buttered_onions: adnd then in HEavin Arthuer is likee MELRIN Y R U DEED YOOU KNEED TO LIIIIFVE and Melrin is liek I DIEDED BECUS YOU DIEDED YOU PRAAAT WEA RE TWO SIEDS OF TEH SUME COININ
buttered_onions: and Artheur is liek Oh.
itachitachi: NOOO
buttered_onions: and they arr happie togehter IN HEAVIN.
itachitachi: STOPPP
buttered_onions: THEEND
itachitachi: except now we have an alternate endingg WHERE They are nOt Dead
buttered_onions: OKAY
itachitachi: so Melrin usedd his Scret Magickk Powers to heall ARtheur's wuonds
buttered_onions: anda Artheur was ALIFVE
itachitachi: thw world was nott dark naynomore
itachitachi: whichh means he coauld see when Melrin ussed his Magickk
buttered_onions: OH NOESSS
itachitachi: Artheur was liek MELRIN WHAT IS TAHT MAGICKK???
itachitachi: and Melrin was leik ARTHUER I"M SRORY
itachitachi: IT WAS MY DEEEP DARK SRCRET
buttered_onions: Arthuer ponderred tis for two secnds
buttered_onions: two sends was lal he kneeded
buttered_onions: becus he had a DEEEP DARK SRCRETT TWO!
itachitachi: OMGMGGGG
buttered_onions: HE LURVED MELRIN.
itachitachi: SO HE SAD SO OUTLUOD.
itachitachi: MELRIN I LURGVE YOUUUUU!!!!!!
buttered_onions: Melrin wa SHOKCD.
itachitachi: sand then he was liek omgm to himsefl IT'S MY DREEM COEME TRUE
itachitachi: ANd he had too pinch hismelf just incase
buttered_onions: butt it was reeel!
buttered_onions: Artheur luffed him1
itachitachi: and he loevedd ARhteur
buttered_onions: so he sed so
itachitachi: ARTHEURHEUR I LOVOEEEE YOUUUUUU!!!!
buttered_onions: and then with Moarganana as a witeness they prcoeeded to maek their love REEL!
itachitachi: THEYy KISSED ONT HE LIPS AND GOTT MARREID
buttered_onions: CHATSELY
itachitachi: and nthen ARtheur todl Utherr DAD I GOTT MARRIESD TO MELRIN
itachitachi: and Uthere gavehis Kingly BLessign
buttered_onions: Uother was leik ABOT TIEM SON
itachitachi: adn then tehy lived happilly ever atfter for lal of tiem
itachitachi: and Melrin was the prettyiest princess ever excepte for Arthuer hismself.
buttered_onions: TEH END
buttered_onions: (PART TWO: BABIES(