lolcat n lolcat ( Read more... )

> I CAN HAS

u can has saucerz
fallin lik sno
bringin u futur
no1 kno what

> NTHX
> I CAN HAS

u can has zombiez
shamblin about
smellin lik deth and rotn dekay
they can has brains?

> NTHX
> I CAN HAS

u can has godz
bigger than big thingz
fitin the giantz
n serpent n wolf

> NTHX
> I CAN HAS

u can has fery talez
lvs n spiritz
u can has bootz
play ur part

> NTHX
> I ( Read more... )

im in ur ruinz shamblin about
smellin lik deth and rotn dekay
mices and birdies all runin out
i can has brains?

i tiny kittee not veri tal
bitin ur nekaps off if i mai
clim up a tree an on ur hed fal
i can has brains?

member before-tym i was alaiv
lying in sunshine all dai
eten da kat fud when it ariv
i can has brains?

movin so slow 2 make u feel saif
m just a ( Read more... )

> i is king.
> i can has sanwich.
> i is king & i is hungry.
> ping brother richard
> [AFK]

> i can has kipr from brkfst?
> i can has cold kfc, k?
> i is king
> i can has sanwich.

> why ur in my country fitin?
> were in tewx.
> no mustard!
> o noes!
> ping brother richard
> [AFK]

> tuna pasta?
> stfu
> i can has bacon?
> blt?
> i is king.
> i can has sanwich.

> WTF ( Read more... )

Bngli: i can has dance?
J4N3: k
l12: i can has dance too?
DarC: no u ugly go way
l12: LOLz
Bngli: BRB

MrC0lnz: l12 i can has heart?
l12: no gway
Chrltt: u can has me
MrC0lnz: K BRB

Wikm: IM IN UR TOWN SEDUCIN UR DAUTERS
lyd14: o hai

DarC: i can has heart?
l12: no gway u rude

l12: IM IN UR PEMBERLEY ADMIRIN UR STUFF
DarC: hai
l12: OMG thought u were AFK!!1!

J4N3: ( Read more... )

I in ur sonnet, doin ur ritin.
How do this hapn? I just a kitty.
Main job of catz are just 2B pritty!
('Cept with the doggies, then us be fitin.)
Course back in da old days catz was workin
Eatin ur mouses an axin fr milk...
Now giv me treatz or me clawin ur silk!
An bring em here fast, none of ur shirkin.
U humanz r comin under r powr
Uzin ur money to ( Read more... )