and a partridge in a pear tree

[evilpnkbunnie]

i feel that grand illumination marks the official beginning of the christmas season.

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[purpletyger]

so i love how everyone thinks you're depressed now when really we just love to laugh at/complain about/exaggeratedly satirize things....

[evilpnkbunnie]

i can't wait to give you your christmas present. b/c this holiday season, real love can be found in a box containing...

LIVE COCKROACHES! not only are they live and cockroachy, they are from a line of DESIGNER VERMIN breeded specifically for YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER! nothing says "darling, you are my world" like rampant disease and infestation. b/c every love story begins with L, which is also the same letter which begins "lyposuction," which has nothing to do with cockroaches.

[purpletyger]

oooooooo That's pretty good, but IIIIiiiIIIiii think that nothing says love like throwing YOUR plate of christmas cookies in front of oncoming traffic to see what would happen....

[evilpnkbunnie]

okay that is crossing the LINE, MISSY.

nothing says love like SQUID ON A STICK CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY

[purpletyger]

you're right. that DOESN'T make sense. I think I win.
<3

[purpletyger]

Ummm I think I win because love is more than cookies thrown into traffic, more than infestation, more than squid on a stick... it is sharing a room with the hottest roomies ever and getting to stroke their hair!

[purpletyger]

touche, carling! :)