Comments | evilpnkbunnie: and a partridge in a pear tree

evilpnkbunnie

and a partridge in a pear tree

Dec 04, 2005 22:34

i feel that grand illumination marks the official beginning of the christmas season.

( it's that time of year again, folks! )

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purpletyger December 5 2005, 22:11:36 UTC

so i love how everyone thinks you're depressed now when really we just love to laugh at/complain about/exaggeratedly satirize things....

evilpnkbunnie December 5 2005, 22:18:48 UTC

i can't wait to give you your christmas present. b/c this holiday season, real love can be found in a box containing...

LIVE COCKROACHES! not only are they live and cockroachy, they are from a line of DESIGNER VERMIN breeded specifically for YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER! nothing says "darling, you are my world" like rampant disease and infestation. b/c every love story begins with L, which is also the same letter which begins "lyposuction," which has nothing to do with cockroaches.

purpletyger December 5 2005, 22:21:16 UTC

oooooooo That's pretty good, but IIIIiiiIIIiii think that nothing says love like throwing YOUR plate of christmas cookies in front of oncoming traffic to see what would happen....

evilpnkbunnie December 5 2005, 22:23:59 UTC

okay that is crossing the LINE, MISSY.

nothing says love like SQUID ON A STICK CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY

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head/heart lafemmenikita December 8 2005, 18:07:15 UTC

you know, excessive romanticizing doesn't just happen to single chicks. I mean, i do it with Jae. He came up last weekend to film a documentary for his film class about 9-11. I knew it was a "work" weekend, but I still thought it would be nice. We could be all cozy and bundled up, hot chocolate, family, etc. We could film and be romantic in Central Park, it had just snowed... then at the top of the Empite State building -- like a movie you know? But no Central Park, a two-hour line at the ESB. No movie magic. Then we went to celebrate his cousin's first birthday w/ his family in Long Island. We spent two hours in the train station enormously frustrated. The adorable moments of shopping for tinytiny shoes and clothes melted away. When Jae left I felt stupid because I was disappointed, I knew it wasn't a "me" visit. Maybe all women constantly have head/heart problems, no matter what situation they're in.