lol, now THIS is fucking funny:
usually when i fill out registration shit online, i bullshit most of it so as to avoid spam and junk postal mail. well i'm going through my mail today and apparently some bastards got through my disguise:
wow, wee! totally kewl jump for joy! just what i need, a personal postage machine!
dig my business name?
heh, surprised it's not addressed to evil momo... ;)