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//firewall against all employees, their associates, and those who may not support The Nancing One//
I find one aspect of this role to be most amusing. The slayer (pardon, A slayer) is forced to work for me, a mere minion, as my minion, although she knows not that she is bringing about the neutralization of herself and her fellow slayers that reside in in this area. Her Fluffyness is truly a genius.
In fact, Her Preened Sumptuousness has asked me to increase the additives in the beverages starting this weekend. Soon, chaos will reign as the slayers of Cleveland will no longer be a threat to She Who Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With Fabric Softener. Of course, once the full effects are felt, this slayer will be useless as an able-minded "employee". Already her work is falling short, a fact that I berate her soundly for regularly and take great pleasure in doing so. Therefore, I will begin the hiring process.
//end firewall//
Starbucks is hiring!
Our success depends on your obedience success. Our ability to accomplish what we set out to do is based primarily on our slaves the people we hire - we pretend to call each other "partners." We are always focused on our people so that they don't step out of line. We provide opportunities to develop your skills, further your career, and help us take over the world achieve your goals.
At Starbucks, you’ll find a commitment to excellence among our partners; an emphasis on evil respect in how we treat our customers and each other; and a dedication to chaos social responsibility.
We look for people who are adaptable, self-motivated, passionate, submissive creative team players. If that sounds like you, why not bring your talents and skills to Starbucks? We are growing in dynamic new ways and we recognize that the right menials people, offering their eternal servitude ideas and expertise, will enable us to continue our success.
Starbucks Coffee Company is an Equal Employment Opportunity employer. All qualified applicants will be forced to do Her will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, dimensional national origin, gender, age, religion, disability, sexual orientation, veteran status, or marital status.
Interviews by appointment only. Ask for Dreg Doug.
I find one aspect of this role to be most amusing. The slayer (pardon, A slayer) is forced to work for me, a mere minion, as my minion, although she knows not that she is bringing about the neutralization of herself and her fellow slayers that reside in in this area. Her Fluffyness is truly a genius.
In fact, Her Preened Sumptuousness has asked me to increase the additives in the beverages starting this weekend. Soon, chaos will reign as the slayers of Cleveland will no longer be a threat to She Who Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With Fabric Softener. Of course, once the full effects are felt, this slayer will be useless as an able-minded "employee". Already her work is falling short, a fact that I berate her soundly for regularly and take great pleasure in doing so. Therefore, I will begin the hiring process.
//end firewall//
Starbucks is hiring!
Our success depends on your obedience success. Our ability to accomplish what we set out to do is based primarily on our slaves the people we hire - we pretend to call each other "partners." We are always focused on our people so that they don't step out of line. We provide opportunities to develop your skills, further your career, and help us take over the world achieve your goals.
At Starbucks, you’ll find a commitment to excellence among our partners; an emphasis on evil respect in how we treat our customers and each other; and a dedication to chaos social responsibility.
We look for people who are adaptable, self-motivated, passionate, submissive creative team players. If that sounds like you, why not bring your talents and skills to Starbucks? We are growing in dynamic new ways and we recognize that the right menials people, offering their eternal servitude ideas and expertise, will enable us to continue our success.
Starbucks Coffee Company is an Equal Employment Opportunity employer. All qualified applicants will be forced to do Her will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, dimensional national origin, gender, age, religion, disability, sexual orientation, veteran status, or marital status.
Interviews by appointment only. Ask for Dreg Doug.