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She Who Brings New Meaning To V. V. Cute//
I "hired" (the strange human word for enslaved) a new minion cashier a few days ago. I am quite fond of her. She reminds me of the Delightfullly Villainous One in temperament, and she makes the slayer minion turn various shades of red, which is highly entertaining.
I have spent the evening increasing the levels of the chemicals in our beverage mixes. By next weekend, the slayers of Cleveland will be completely useless to the Cause of Good.
I love my job.
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