jess vs...
a horde of angry wasps she came upon while doing yard work.
see i take this as a sign that i shouldn't be cutting grass...
Round 1
Jess while weed whacking comes upon a wasp nest located in an empty stump.
wasps go argo and attack
weapons:
Jess: weed whacker
wasps: stingers lots and lots of stingers
result:
Jess gets stung on her thumb and back of knee causing her to drop the weed whacker which has proven ineffective in this battle and run into her house screaming obscenities.
winner: WASPS!
Round 2
Jess has learned the location of the nest. Inside a hollowed out stump
weapons:
Jess: A big ass can of raid
Wasps: Again their motherfucking stingers
result:
Jess having learned of the enemy location sprays her can of raid directly into the hollowed out stump from the safety of her open kitchen window. Wasps come out window closes keeping her safe from angry stinging wasps
Winner JESS!
Aside from the stinger pain i got and hopefully those little fuckers are dead dead DEAD. my thighs are sore again from my weight work out. I guess pain is supposed to be a good thing but I'd like to be able to walk DAMMIT.
Didn't sleep well last night so i took the day off to rest and deal with the remaining wasp sting related issues good news is I'm not allergic. but the stings hurt like a mother trucker.
In other news thank you government for getting our credit rating lowered, fighting like little damn children and doing NOTHING to fix the situation. the end result is the economy has tanked again and because of that i cannot get a permanent job due to a hiring freeze thanks sooooooo very very much.
And another BIG thank you to my health insurance please die in a fire. No i don't want to do mail order please give me the option to OPT out of the damn thing please and cover my damn meds that keep the jess from going crazy when she picks them up at her local walgreens kthxbia.
see i take this as a sign that i shouldn't be cutting grass...
Round 1
Jess while weed whacking comes upon a wasp nest located in an empty stump.
wasps go argo and attack
weapons:
Jess: weed whacker
wasps: stingers lots and lots of stingers
result:
Jess gets stung on her thumb and back of knee causing her to drop the weed whacker which has proven ineffective in this battle and run into her house screaming obscenities.
winner: WASPS!
Round 2
Jess has learned the location of the nest. Inside a hollowed out stump
weapons:
Jess: A big ass can of raid
Wasps: Again their motherfucking stingers
result:
Jess having learned of the enemy location sprays her can of raid directly into the hollowed out stump from the safety of her open kitchen window. Wasps come out window closes keeping her safe from angry stinging wasps
Winner JESS!
Aside from the stinger pain i got and hopefully those little fuckers are dead dead DEAD. my thighs are sore again from my weight work out. I guess pain is supposed to be a good thing but I'd like to be able to walk DAMMIT.
Didn't sleep well last night so i took the day off to rest and deal with the remaining wasp sting related issues good news is I'm not allergic. but the stings hurt like a mother trucker.
In other news thank you government for getting our credit rating lowered, fighting like little damn children and doing NOTHING to fix the situation. the end result is the economy has tanked again and because of that i cannot get a permanent job due to a hiring freeze thanks sooooooo very very much.
And another BIG thank you to my health insurance please die in a fire. No i don't want to do mail order please give me the option to OPT out of the damn thing please and cover my damn meds that keep the jess from going crazy when she picks them up at her local walgreens kthxbia.