evilis
In which moment do you know your life has turned out to be weird? When exactly are that moment when you sit down and this ‘shit, this is so off!’? For me? It’s about the time when I found out my sister was a vampire slayer. Oh, yeah, and the fact that vampires are real. And so is demon. And magic is much more than bad horror movies. And then you found out that your sister is dating a vampire. A weird vampire because he has a soul, which I guess most of vampires doesn’t, then they break up, well, ok, your sister sends her boyfriend to hell. How many relationships turn out like that?
Anyway, then he comes back and they all ‘we can’t be together’, because previous time he turned out to try and kill everyone around. So, he leaves and your sis keeps up the good fight. Sooner or later she gets one more vampire in team. Just you actually like this one. Oh, and then you find out that all your life has been a lie, because actually few months ago you were shiny ball of energy. Well, at least I think I was shiny...
Anyhow, then you find out some kind of hell goddess needs your blood to open hell dimension, because, guess what? You’re some freaking key. Wow! How extremely interesting. Not. Then she ruins your friends, like sucking out their mind or beating the crap out of them. Then she gets you and cuts you and even not wanting it you do open the door to that hell whatnot. And as your sister is heroic junkie, she kills herself so everyone would be safe again.
So, does that counts as weird? If it doesn’t I sure as hell don’t know what does. My life is simply... stupid. Why couldn’t I have, like, become human from that energy ball in some kind of normal family? That would have a cat? But noooo... I just had to live on Hellmouth between freaks. And become one of them. Life’s funny that way.
Anyway, then he comes back and they all ‘we can’t be together’, because previous time he turned out to try and kill everyone around. So, he leaves and your sis keeps up the good fight. Sooner or later she gets one more vampire in team. Just you actually like this one. Oh, and then you find out that all your life has been a lie, because actually few months ago you were shiny ball of energy. Well, at least I think I was shiny...
Anyhow, then you find out some kind of hell goddess needs your blood to open hell dimension, because, guess what? You’re some freaking key. Wow! How extremely interesting. Not. Then she ruins your friends, like sucking out their mind or beating the crap out of them. Then she gets you and cuts you and even not wanting it you do open the door to that hell whatnot. And as your sister is heroic junkie, she kills herself so everyone would be safe again.
So, does that counts as weird? If it doesn’t I sure as hell don’t know what does. My life is simply... stupid. Why couldn’t I have, like, become human from that energy ball in some kind of normal family? That would have a cat? But noooo... I just had to live on Hellmouth between freaks. And become one of them. Life’s funny that way.